Pickled Ginger

I might have been drinking...

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Take your toys. And. Go. Home.

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RIP Le Château. Rayon in Peace. #lechateau

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Guess I can stop taking my hydroxychloroquine.

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Thank you !!! for spending 18 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. I also saw you in Victoria and Vancouver. Great times. #spotifywrapped https://t.co/TZZvKNgFlr

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Is that a pound of cocaine under your toupee or are you just happy to see me?

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Now, if only a Canadian team could win the Stanley Cup of hockey. #WeTheNorth

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This bodes well for an all Canadian remake of Space Jam. #WeTheNorth

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Admittedly, I don’t really follow basketball but I’m pretty sure Drake is my favorite team mascot.

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Can we please get a million GOT fans to sign petition for an Arya pirate movie? Please. #GameOfThrones

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Drogon perches atop a majestic mountaintop. Looks around pensively. Eats Daenery's body. #GOTAfterCreditScene

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Pretty sure someone brushing their teeth after eating a bunch of Doritos is why we have Cool Ranch.

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I'd hate to be the person who has to read the #MuellerReport to Trump.

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Band I’m watching right now: Thievery Corp!

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You never see anyone over 30 playing Jenga because it’s essentially a metaphor for life.

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Congratulations Canada for...
umm, what was I saying?

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Band I last saw in 90, I’m watch right now: Blondie. #Bumbershoot

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Band I’m watching à présent: Phoenix. #Bumbershoot2018

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The band. I’m watching now: Portugal. The Man. #Bumbershoot

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Band I’m again missing the Purple One while watching right now: The Revolution.

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Band I’m watching right now: Superorganisum. #Bumbershoot2018