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I-I'm just, uh familiarizing myself with, you know, the vegetables and such

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https://t.co/j67eTZWApp

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@murpsarah Agh I tried to make one tweet a response to the other and I think I messed it up, twitter pls I am trying my hardest

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Oh I know you want more Nua, here’s a full minute of him trying his best to rip the tag off of a dish towel

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@murpsarah Oh and here’s one of him during his first bath, clearly just the worst experience of his life lol

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@murpsarah Oh we got lots, here’s one of him with his little arms

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(I have realized it’s a bit tone-deaf to post a cute video of my dog today of all days, my heart goes out to everyone affected by today’s decision and it could be good to know this organization is matching donations 10 to 1 right now: https://t.co/ZDge8T8pjn)

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@murpsarah Oh oh, definitely France when all those philosophers were writing plays and shit. If they had enough time (and few enough real problems) to be screwin around thinking about, like, whether “““existence precedes essence”””, they must’ve been just cruuuising through life

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According to Twitter there are some people out there who are still Team Greg after that tantrum and I am flabbergasted

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@sunflowercitrus Ori that is goddamn beautiful

Like I know you could find anything you make in a real bakery but whatever this thing is belongs in like a FANCY bakery you know!

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In remembrance of Vine I have decided I will occasionally post a 6ish second video to Twitter. First up boats!

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SOON 👀👀👀

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@ctmtm20 Lol I literally have that exact pair of underwear too

I think it’s because most of the week is boring but then you need a cool pair to wear on the weekend and impress the ~ladies~

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My girlfriend made bread! You may know her, she is called hannah

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@murpsarah Fun fact, I was about to reply something to the extent of “omg me too” before I got hit with some serious deja vu — checked quickly and yep, we had this exact exchange last year 💃

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@Bookworm9696 It took me OVER TWELVE HOURS, which is terrible and next time I want to get it down to less than 8 ✅

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It is finally here! Sorry to keep you all waiting but I’ve finished it, the VERY SHORT and LIGHT ON OBJECTIVE FACT review of EVERMORE

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@murpsarah I think I would’ve liked it a little more if I weren’t so alarmed by the lyrics 😳 I do completely love haim though

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Best: Willow, and IMHO it’s not even close

2nd: Gold Rush (okay, it is a little close)

Highest % head voice: tolerate it (yeesh)

Most lyrics about literal, actual, murder: no body no crime (also HAIM !!!)

Worst: ANY SONG WITH BON IVER. Taylor pls, we like you, not mr schmuck

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Overall vibe: SAD COUNTRY. This editorial team is glad to see Taylor return to her Nashville roots, but we wouldn’t have minded some “at the club” Taylor to go with all this “sitting alone in front of the fireplace at night” Taylor.

See below for superlatives

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Hannah just started a sentence with "Supposing we could put aside the fact that he's an asshole -- we can't, but SUPPOSING we could --" and I can't think of a single more beautiful way to express that right now

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@punhitwonder167 Yeah, I was just seeing these absurd 90% predicted victory for Biden and I'm like... "right, just like last time" 😓

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Just for fun, a memory of what the NYT election predictions looked like the night of the vote in 2016