Eugenia Horan

hospice escapee. former NSCLC IV patient, now cancer free. Health/Exercise advocate. Author of The Dead Girl’s Guide To Terminal Cancer.

[Eugenia Horan @PickledKenny]

@BadMedicalTakes Dammit. I got NSCLC IV lung cancer at 46. I must’ve been doing it wrong.

Although, now I have no cancer because chemicals.

So I actually can hold my breath waiting on these exciting Alzheimer’s cure studies to be released 🫠

[Eugenia Horan @PickledKenny]

@thechosenberg I always say this about cancer odds. I had a 4% chance of living 5 years. I was given 0%. The idds I would be at 6 years 5 years free of cancer wasn’t considered. So I do tell this to people when doctors talk about their odds. It’s always 50/50.

[Eugenia Horan @PickledKenny]

@BadMedicalTakes The carcinogenic scent of bread - DO NOT EAT THE BREAD! Bad! Chemicals include yeast (Will need to detox), flour (satan’s powder) and salt (blood pressure fire sprinkles).

[Eugenia Horan @PickledKenny]

@DrAaronThomason @bioAffinity Ah, it’s a sputum sample. Ironic, that’s how I was first dx because they biopsied the wrong lobe of my lung. Doesn’t look like they’d approve it for current patients. Why let us be screened in a way that has no risk of causing cancer? 🙂

[Eugenia Horan @PickledKenny]

@NormanDodd_knew I spent a year dying, like you. NSCLC IV Cancer ate the flesh off my bones, collapsed my intestines, collapse a lung. ‘Doctors’ told me to embrace, accept. I refused. Now I have no cancer, and am fine. 0% odds of survival? Fine? You think God wanted me dead, or the Doctors?

[Eugenia Horan @PickledKenny]

@bryan_johnson Does the cult have matching shirts AND pudding? Because I swear to you I would totally join a Nutty Pudding Cult. Shit. Now I want a Nutty Pudding Cult Sweatshirt.

I’m not jacked. But I have been called a medical miracle for not dying.

0% odds. Hospice. NSCLC IV - reversed 💪🏻

[Eugenia Horan @PickledKenny]

@BadMedicalTakes Anyone who went to high school or has watched John Hughes movies knows there was a lotta things diagnosed just as quirky in the 80’s and 90’s.

[Eugenia Horan @PickledKenny]

@BadMedicalTakes That 6 month brew, I believe, is the cure for bird flu.

[Eugenia Horan @PickledKenny]

@ChipotleTweets There’s so much… food in the bowl!

Who made that?! 😂

[Eugenia Horan @PickledKenny]

@BadMedicalTakes This is why everyone is perplexed when the menopause fairy comes.

[Eugenia Horan @PickledKenny]

@idgaffoods My doctors told me I cancered wrong. Because I didn’t die. You have to accept the notion the rules/people might be rigged.

[Eugenia Horan @PickledKenny]

My memoir about surviving a terminal cancer death sentence and fighting my way to cancerfree comes out preorder today. If you like an underdog story, aren’t loving Big Medicine right now, or dislike how cancer is treated. Www. https://t.co/70c965S3L1

[Eugenia Horan @PickledKenny]

@Paul_Wischmeyer Social media 👀

[Eugenia Horan @PickledKenny]

I am sorry for your loss, I greatly appreciated your post. People thought I was crazy to turn away from a double lobectomy offered to me a few days after I was dx with lung cancer. But it didn’t make sense: it would only get half the cancer, and be a major surgery weakening me at the starting line of the fight of my life. But, all doctors were not only adamant, they refused to alllow any other course of treatment.

In the end, this saved my life. Although, I got as close to death as one could, did some time in hospice, 5 years later I am happy and healthy and not crippled by treatment side effects. I left Hospice on a mission to get Keytruda. One doctor caved because a 60 pound girl would not stop screaming at her.

2 months later, cancer free.

My book about being dx in 2/2019, soending 7 months dying and recovering to leave the year cancer free will be coming out soon. Doctors don’t watch their words when they think you’re going to die, and you’re intubated and will never be able to tell.

I feel it’s my job to warn people what I was told. And that there was no shortage of abuse.

Thank you for coming forward.

[Eugenia Horan @PickledKenny]

@ThoughtFall5146 Clarified pineal gland. Like a third eye in the center of your brain, so all you see is brain?

It’s all very odd. I realize people want to argue, but when they start moving glands I gotta put my foot down 😂

[Eugenia Horan @PickledKenny]

They are available from companies that will sell rx things without an rx .. I don’t go there 😅. I’m a horrible person to ask about weight. I had lung cancer so I dropped from 98 to 60 pounds then ended the year at 120 and entering menopause… so I have no idea what I’m supposed to weigh anymore! But if there was weight gain, I’d say it was very small. Just not that much steroid to pack a real gain wallop I think.

[Eugenia Horan @PickledKenny]

@annamia316 Thrush mostly. My insurance won’t cover spacers 😅

[Eugenia Horan @PickledKenny]

It’s perfectly fine. Every doctor I had for lung cancer failed me, but in such a way that if just one of them had tried to save my life, I’d probably be dead.

That sounds like BS, but the book is written and getting ready for publishing because the medical ineptitude made my cancer story into a psychological thriller 😅.

[Eugenia Horan @PickledKenny]

Oh, I showed her pictures too. I think part of it is having 8 minutes. WTF can you do in 8 minutes other than make it (me) go away. But more so, for a very long time 55 was the screening start for lung cancer. It was recently lowered to 50. The answer unfortunately is that: I was 46. I’m lucky - I got to ask her 10 months later ‘why?’

It was that incredibly stupid.