Christian

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[Christian @pickledlotion]

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[Christian @pickledlotion]

This is Nathan Fielder right

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

I think this is more gay than eating Snickers are normally

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

Flightless mammal my ass this mf fly as hell

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

rest easy oliver you will always be an inspiration.

thank you for sharing your creativity and brilliance with the world. my heart is shattered right now.

hold your friends and family close

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[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis:

Show us your laptop.
Show us your iCloud.
Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation.

You won’t.

You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out.

That is not who we are.

My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count.

For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame.

I no longer believe that.

Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us.

And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts.

That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena.

Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next.

Life does not determine our character. It reveals it.

Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next?

We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day.

So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop.

You won’t.

The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing.

That is the only definition that matters.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Holy fuck, she’s a time traveller

[evan.. @dogparkranger]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad penis and no money

[Christian @pickledlotion]

The minds of men are weak and fragile

[Valmont @Nox_Iraevi]

I think a vibrator during sex is a direct “fuck you” to the man’s face

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

ringing out my penis like a towel after i jerk off

[𖤝 @tearrxv]

i get so gay off that banana bread

[Christian @pickledlotion]

I be doing tre flips in the pussy

[EvilMowa @EvilMowaa]

Having a pussy prolly annoying asf you gotta do like tech deck tricks to orgasm

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[CanadianCandy @CCandacejoe]

It never ends with these assholes

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

slob on my knob
sponge on my bob
I’m Mr Krabs
come do your job

[Bec @eddardkrak]

Saw some boobs. Huge fan

[エリス ellis @yeehawlovers]

u guys dont understand. playing support is like mothering 5 children and i didnt raise a single one of them right

[m @skulprincess03]

Me when my ex cheated on me and I got him this custom shirt

[🩸 🐾 🐾 @SuckaFreeNickxx]

Damn near gotta molest me

[Christian @pickledlotion]

very important research happening

[Christian @pickledlotion]

Someone gotta die for designing this I’m sorry

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

carrying her across the threshold into the honeymoon suite then taking the gnarliest shit of my life

[ms wiener mcgee @fartbuttsex30]

nah man the cuck poop tube is kinda wild