Pickle

27♊♏️♋️ || she/her

[Pickle @picklemickk]

Im so fuckin funny

[Pickle @picklemickk]

I will tell you when I'm actively going to shit myself, but be too scared to fart in front of you #thegenzinme

[Pickle @picklemickk]

Me to mother "im having a menty b"
Mother sounding aggressive af "what?? What're you doing?!?!"
🫠😮‍💨😮‍💨

[Pickle @picklemickk]

"I dress for me, not the male gaze"
"What does that mean"
"I dont do it for the attention of men"
"Oh I thought you meant the male gays"
I'm fucking screaming 😭😭😭

[Pickle @picklemickk]

@turnips_turnips 🥺🫶🫶🫶hoping she comes home soon babe

[Pickle @picklemickk]

The sun starting to set before 9pm makes me wanna throw an absolute tantrum. Idk how else to describe it

[Pickle @picklemickk]

Somehow hurt my back last night picking berries with my grandmother. Now how tf am I the one in pain when I was crotched normally and she was the one standing like an upside down L???

[Pickle @picklemickk]

I love seeing all the birb in the morning🥰

[Pickle @picklemickk]

Luv when I save one of my fave daily yt uploads for the next day so I can watch 2 when I actually get to it lmaoo #littlethings

[Pickle @picklemickk]

Luv u metro

[Pickle @picklemickk]

Me: *mentions the rock n run*
Kell: what walk n rub????
😭😭😭

[Pickle @picklemickk]

So many good tunes, so little time

[Pickle @picklemickk]

The tmg podcast intro is my fave, my zooted ass watches w enjoyment every time

[Pickle @picklemickk]

Nothing makes me itch with annoyance lately like seeing boomers say they were hacked when someone just used their pics to make a new profile🤦‍♀️ you would not be writing a status if you were hacked honey, you were duplicated, someone is using your info trying to be you. That is it

[Pickle @picklemickk]

@sailorchoon_ @Puckefeller @SaintJohnPickle *me looking up seamstress courses online*
Also yes I am a pet

[Pickle @picklemickk]

@turnips_turnips Literally why I quit my cleaning job, every night I'd come home, feed zac a gfing in his sleep then watch Netflix on low volume alone. We never saw each other and had just started dating so it was devastating 🤣

[Pickle @picklemickk]

I love when something makes me actually say hehe, it's a different kind of funny idfk

[Pickle @picklemickk]

@sailorchoon_ STOP I SAW HIM THE SAME DAY AND WAS LIKE SCHOOL PLAY??? M'LADY??? love that you seen him too

[Pickle @picklemickk]

Nothing makes me feel more like a productive boss bitch than answering msging on the treadmill lmao we getting SO MUCH DONE LMAO

[Pickle @picklemickk]

Me: good luck, hope you win at bingo
Nanny: you just jinxed me
Me: hope you don't win at bingo