Uncle O’Grimacey

aspiring to be totally divorced from reality

[Grimdark_Enlightenment @Grimedark]

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Bereft of ammunition, three Fire Warriors begin the fight phase against the Catalan forward element.

[Uncle O’Grimacey @picklepouch]

@HMBohemond The 11th rules look pretty rough for non-melee armies so far, and a nightmare to balance detachment scoring rules for the ~70 they’re reworking. This is mostly from the comp side, flavor-wise I’m excited to see the changes

[Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper]

WATCH - Big fight breaks out inside Poland’s Wroclaw Zoo

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

Reading this in public and nodding furiously in agreement

[Norm Cruise @normposter]

I'm not even going to enjoy 9/11 tomorrow.

[Καλός @realKalos]

Even the highest meditative states achieved in secluded caves of Burma are not able to calm my sorrowful heart... I miss my dead ex-prostitute wife and my dead ex-prostitute wife's dead mulatto son... Madison, DeWakandius... I am coming...

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

Kobe has been real quiet since he died in that helicopter accident

[Ras (occasional soft-NSFW) @FlexuallyT]

stupid bitch

[Καλός @realKalos]

The small dog has developed feelings for the lion, to no one's surprise, and has started referring to him as "My Rapist."

[Frasier Payne @MeinGottNiles]

"A little big for Santa's lap. Well, have you been a good boy this year?"

"Another year in my merrymaxxing jinglecel life."

".......what?"

"Look I appreciate you collapsing that mine in the Congo but I'm going to have to ask for something a little more 'total' this time..."

[Manlet Thorin @ManletThorin]

“Say the line ServoJak”

“THE EMPEROR PROTECTS”

“Haha, I love this little fella”

[John Doyle @JohnDoyle]

>acts like retard so he can retire to ice cream & corvette land
>forces even bigger retard onto ticket as final middle finger to people he’s always hated
>immediately acts normal again once Trump wins, calls to congratulate him

Thank you Mr. Biden🇺🇸🫡

https://t.co/jiOiCJsOwC

[Uncle O’Grimacey @picklepouch]

@extradeadjcb Checked out TYT a few times last night

[Connor Ewing @ConnorMEwing]

"So I was on my way to vote..."

[Uncle O’Grimacey @picklepouch]

Decided to check on @TheYoungTurks election coverage

[Mark W. @DurhamWASP]

“Never forget, the press is the enemy. The establishment is the enemy. The professors are the enemy. Professors are the enemy. Write that on a blackboard 100 times and never forget it.”

Richard Nixon

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Making a conscious decision to get earnestly into Bigfoot and become a Bigfoot lore guy, I think this could really be the next chapter in my life

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Every year at election time I write in someone silly like Donald Duck or Hitler or Bugs Bunny or Adolf Hitler