nah

Nerd. Tennis fan. Cat parent.

[🎨Artsy M*rxist 🎨 (commissions closed) @ArtsyMarx1st]

yes its called ptsd and cptsd, we know this.

[Isaac @DisclosureDay_]

You reckon you could light a buzzball on fire and just lob it at people like you’re the green goblin with his pumpkin bombs

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

i didn’t understand his win either the first time i saw gladiator but then i reconsidered how these are some of the best 30 seconds of cinema simply ever

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Jake Paul looking like an Eastern European human trafficker killed in the first 10 minutes of a Jason Statham movie.

[Elizabeth Williamson @NYTLiz]

UPDATE: @infowars is back online, after a bankruptcy judge Thursday halted @TheOnion sale, citing concerns about the auction's transparency. Hearing is scheduled for Nov. 25. Meanwhile Alex Jones & his Trumpworld backers are doing what they do. 😞for the families.

[𝔣 𝔞 𝔢 ✶ @artangelfae]

i think people forget he wasn’t always like this. grimes left him once the brain rot took over. the photo and the tweet are about a month apart

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

At my first restaurant job in LA, Jake and Logan and their stupid friends refused to leave even after we told them we closed and caused a mess on our patio I just cleaned. They were making a Vine. I had to stay late cause of them. I’ve held a grudge for a decade. Knock him out.

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

The editor-in-chief of 'Scientific American' has resigned following a string of expletive-laden posts on Election Night that slammed people voting for Donald Trump.

https://t.co/4OBZcCsge3

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

Aside from just being stupid at face value, the first 3 digits of a SSN are not random, they are an area number. So selecting all of the even numbers does not give you half of anything.

It is important to remember that these dumb fucks have no idea what they’re talking about.

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

some people are saying “couldn’t they afford a real commercial??” and the answer is obviously yes. their real motivation is far more insidious: to make a statement by normalizing AI commercials

[Lon Harris @Lons]

Nothing says “this the season” like a Jew at an outdoor mall by himself about to watch a tech company’s fake blockbuster about the North Pole Military-Industrial Clausplex.

[Anthony Michael Kreis, FRHistS @AnthonyMKreis]

🔥🔥 Happy 160th Anniversary of Sherman's March to the Sea to all who celebrate. (It's me. I celebrate.) 🔥🔥

[Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe]

Congratulations to everyone who made this happen. Hope that protest vote was worth it.

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

the facts:

-The Democratic Party has now lost twice to a twice impeached game show host who did a failed coup

-This time they lost the house, senate, and presidency at once

- they blew a billion dollars to do it

- they lost TEN MILLION VOTERS

- no one has resigned

[Josh, Mountain Respector @StrangerJosh11]

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[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

Lol, love to see a Democratic governor praising a pick for HHS that believes vaccines are a conspiracy, wants to target trans people through the FDA, and will remove fluoride from water.

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

64 years ago today, six-year-old Ruby Bridges became the first Black student to attend an all-white elementary school in New Orleans, Louisiana.

Her courage continues to inspire us as we fight to fulfill the promise of America.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

lol. Nurse came in. I told her the news. She deadpanned: “Well, I guess I’m about to give you the last two vaccines of your life.”

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

🎶moooooo deng/get out the way🎶

[Justine Peres Smith @redroomrantings]

she's having the Titane car baby