therealest😚

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Work ends at 5:00 pm
Me at 4:55 pm:

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

When you realise you cannot skip work the way you skipped classes

[(❍ᴥ❍ʋ) @hallojisoo]

and all u can do is attempt to rub one out thru ur pad…

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

'You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[Kane @KaneWWE]

Happy birthday to the @undertaker! Yes, you burned down the family home, encased my real father, Paul Bearer, in concrete, and set me on fire...a couple of times...but otherwise you're the best big brother anyone could ever hope for!

[Stefan Johnson @S_johnson_voice]

Shout Out to MBJ for becoming the 7th Black Actor to win Best Actor at the Oscars. ⭐️

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me on the first day of my period 😭

[KENTRELL’S DENT🍀 @1ofme100yall]

Damn bitch I ain’t mean the front of his passenger seat

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me when I’m peeing & I realize I’m drunk

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

Accepting the fact that you're about to throw up has to be a top 3 most humbling human experience.

[BIG LEGACY @Zeeshyttt]

The day I smoke a blunt on the balcony of a home I own, I might shed a tear becuase I'll know I finally made it

[Destiny ✨ @destiny_ndlovu]

People went harder on the Diddy saga
than they are on the Epstein files.

[doll𐙚🧸ྀི @dollfaceleo]

I’ll never be one of them “me and my man don’t follow each other on social media” 😂 cause WHO ? I’ll follow you on Apple Music idgaf !

[FREE SMURK 🖤 @notloskiilo]

Happy Black History Month to this Queen, JelaYouCantSayNiggaminah ❤️
@JeLaminah

[Viktor @FB_viktor]

"Do you smoke?"
*Me not knowing if I'm getting judged or invited to the session* so I hit them with "smoke what?"

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

i remember watching this and breaking into a sweat form laughing so much

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

may my ass & wallet get fatter this year.

[Sheila of the Most High @sheilatebra]

I saw someone say “when I wake up in the morning, I ask God to get in my head before I do” and that might be the best advice I’ve read

[Itty 🫦 @amourmaddii]

Not a single bad day in 2026! claiming it and receiving it! 🎀