Kate

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[Kate @picklez458]

Hey @Target why would you let me pick a 360 freebie that isn’t available? 🤔😒

[Kate @picklez458]

I made sure to listen to @SiriusXMOctane while pregnant so my daughter would know what’s up when she was born

[Kate @picklez458]

Hey @nycparks how do I know what type of tree was planted on my property today?

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.

[Kate @picklez458]

I’m looking forward to nothing more than. My pizza right now

[Kate @picklez458]

I’m very disappointed in @swarovski “gift wrapping”. A white bag and a wrinkled flimsy ribbon that doesn’t even keep the bag closed. Couldn’t even throw in a pice of tissue paper? You can even see the gift without even opening it. 😒

[Kate @picklez458]

I have to be up in 2 hours to feed the baby. Why am I awake. 😩

[Kate @picklez458]

Alexa, make me breakfast

[Kate @picklez458]

Wednesday you sucked.

[Kate @picklez458]

We’re loosing energy kids

[Kate @picklez458]

Alexa, clean the house and decorate for Christmas.

[Kate @picklez458]

When you don’t realize how big your pregnant tummy is until your sweatpants don’t fit. 😳

[Kate @picklez458]

Cheese triscuts and pickles

[Kate @picklez458]

Alexa, get me the leftover pizza from the fridge.

[Kate @picklez458]

Where the fuck are my bear coats?

[Kate @picklez458]

The sign says don’t walk and you’re walking across the street. With a crossing guard right there. I’m glad my honk made you jump out of your skin. It gave me a nice laugh.

[Kate @picklez458]

“New driver be patient” sticker on the back of a brand new Lexus RX 350 f sport. ……..Right.

[Kate @picklez458]

My toxic trait is that I’m on time for work every day, but I sit in my car until 8:00 when I should be at my desk therefore making me late. 🙃

[Hello Kitty @hellokitty]

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[Kate @picklez458]

Wonder if my fetus likes my rock music. 🤔