Questions to ask your partner BEFORE Summer ‘26
-Who were you with last summer
-Do you miss them?
-Do you still talk to them?
-Are you drunk right now?
oh nooo my 2 year old daughter won't stop hugging my leg and saying "lets pway". parenting is so hard. i just want to scroll fuckin instagram. fuck!!!!
My problem is, even platonically, I want to tell people how excited I am to be around them lmao but people get so weird with earnest and genuine expressions of emotions. People aren't interacting earnestly with people because they're scared they'll look corny.
Fix your sleep permanently using this:
• Sleep at 11:00PM → Wake up at 7:00AM
• Sleep at 12:00AM → Wake up at 7:00AM
• Sleep at 1:00AM → Wake up at 7:00AM
• Sleep at 2:00AM → Wake up at 7:00AM
• Sleep at 3:00AM → Wake up at 7:00AM
• Sleep at 4:00AM → Wake up at 7:00AM
🚨 RFK JR: “I’ve NEVER seen a 70 year old with full blown autism… non-verbal, toe-walking, not toilet trained… You’re ONLY seeing it in kids! It’s an EPIDEMIC!”
That’s a really good point. I haven’t seen that either.
This MUST end!