little nick

making bad decisions with confidence. chronically online. broke. (≖ ‿ ≖)

[Caleb Hammer @sircalebhammer]

And this is why having high disposable incomes is actually important.

Europoors

[Champ @OTDKHTL]

how it feels to smoke synthetic nic

[CT - 671 @ethanol7262]

@balancedoutt @beansm00thie Yea yea your life’s awesome fuck you

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

"be a good girl for daddy" as i pull down my size 30x32 jeans

[courtney @crtl77]

25 year old guys be like let’s get drinks on a Monday

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

They out here charging $20 for 8 wings. I don’t give a fuck about no aliens right now

[little nick @picknayne]

Questions to ask your partner BEFORE Summer ‘26
-Who were you with last summer
-Do you miss them?
-Do you still talk to them?
-Are you drunk right now?

[sucks @powerbottomdad1]

oh nooo my 2 year old daughter won't stop hugging my leg and saying "lets pway". parenting is so hard. i just want to scroll fuckin instagram. fuck!!!!

[alien soph 🛸 @yurimaster7000]

why did green day behave

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Schrödinger’s freak:

[Black Ben Carson @wetdishsoap]

My problem is, even platonically, I want to tell people how excited I am to be around them lmao but people get so weird with earnest and genuine expressions of emotions. People aren't interacting earnestly with people because they're scared they'll look corny.

[Isaiah Montgomery @GumryWX]

Fix your sleep permanently using this:

• Sleep at 11:00PM → Wake up at 7:00AM
• Sleep at 12:00AM → Wake up at 7:00AM
• Sleep at 1:00AM → Wake up at 7:00AM
• Sleep at 2:00AM → Wake up at 7:00AM
• Sleep at 3:00AM → Wake up at 7:00AM
• Sleep at 4:00AM → Wake up at 7:00AM

[little nick @picknayne]

@heyshipz how to reinstall system 32 for minecraft mods

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

just got picked first overall in the hitting on the bartender who doesn’t know who i am draft

[Weapons Daily @WeaponsVault]

Good morning

Happy Halloween 🎃

[Jon @MrDalekJD]

Today is the only day in history where the events of MOON, from Black Ops Zombies took place LITERALLY TODAY: October 13th 2025. 🤯

[little nick @picknayne]

because we lobotomized them and put them in institutions away from society

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 RFK JR: “I’ve NEVER seen a 70 year old with full blown autism… non-verbal, toe-walking, not toilet trained… You’re ONLY seeing it in kids! It’s an EPIDEMIC!”

That’s a really good point. I haven’t seen that either.

This MUST end!