Matt Flickner

Entertained by the amusingly absurd and the absurdly amusing.

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@espn Tyler Tolbert is the best 2-way replacement for Ohtani. PUT HIM IN THE ALL STAR GAME!!! #Royals

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Playing like an All Star! #royals

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A Royals record 👑

Tyler Tolbert has a hit in 10 straight plate appearances!

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Can we get a pair of skates for @EloyRoom? #NHLJets

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@CShack314 I think we are owed a reunion show!

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@BWWings In case you needed a reminder about this week...

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Sorry, @BWWings, this week is all about KANSAS CITY! #Chiefs #CHIEFSKINGDOM

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@MFrizzell85 A pair of A-10s were parked at MKC this morning.

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@EmmanuelAcho 31-30 seems pretty, I dunno, average?

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@dilletaunt @GreatBrianLast If so, her ZERO Crockett Cup appearances aren't helping her carry on the family legacy...

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That's a mighty fine sign! #kubball

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@Ohyoitsdc I really wanted to like Garrett more than Collinsworth, but he said Miami just isn't as good away from home. TWICE! The real issue is they can't beat a team with a winning record...only 7 such wins in the last 4 years. And 1 was the Cowboys, so that doesn't really count.

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CC: @USDA @KansasDeptofAg

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Hey @SamsClub, please follow up with the Lenexa, KS store ASAP about expired meat getting new dates and added weight.

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@CShack314 I recognize that house. You put me on to that video back in 2018. What has happened since then? Did the 5/1 ARM kick in? Everything I know about this dude is that he's SMART. So why didn't he go with a 15-year fixed?

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@CShack314 I wasn't cool enough for Intellivision. Played it at my cousin's house. Had Atari 2600, NES w/Advantage, SNES (bought used w/ @blockbuster employee discount, later pawned for gas money to go see my girlfriend), and PS1 was the last system I bought (used, when PS2 came out)

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@CShack314 @MizzouHoops

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@CShack314 @A_Wade_1 It was that burger joint that used to be on 119th. Total was $17.78, so I gave her $23.03. "But I already entered $20..."

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Who Dey? More like Where Dey? As in...Where Dey gonna watch the Super Bowl? #ChiefsKingdom #Bengals

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@1KevHamilton Also, the more dad you get... I'm glad I raised my sons in an era when I realized how much damage could be done by them trying to fulfill my unrealized dreams...

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@CShack314 I was a little too young to remember Pistol Pete. Always favored Magic over Larry, then MJ over Larry. Then didn't like JWill because he wasn't like Larry. Should've appreciated both those guys more in their prime.

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@CShack314 Kids today experiencing White Chocolate for the first time is the best thing I've seen today. https://t.co/hp5Yl81Fcb