Picodanger

[Picodanger @picodangerouser]

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[Picodanger @picodangerouser]

@NVEinzbern huh wut

[Picodanger @picodangerouser]

ATTENTION FOIDS
if you're a doe-eyed moe petite short girl, a tomboy, a baby-faced freckled pale alt e-girl, a pick-me girlfailure, a niche micro e-celebrity, a fun brown girl who owns a romper, larping as depressed, retarded, a virgin or racist, meowbah, a japanese girl, a japanese prostitute, an engagement farming unrepentant agebaiter, one of them milady / doll cultists (enclave?) - that part goes over my head. i just like how you look - or if you are super into music AND straight:

this is the part where i stop pretending and come clean.

i reply to your cute larps because i want you. not a crush. not “vibes.” it's attraction. the follows and the replies are me sitting next to you on purpose. you can think of this post as me smelling your hair / pulling out a chair for you.

i keep imagining the date like it already happened.
>holding hands with you in the train station!
>interlocking fingers with you!
>walking you home gently after the 1am convenience store run!
>sharing one milkshake, two straws... with you!
>walking home in the rain under one umbrella with you!
>grocery shopping with you!
>cooking dinner with you!
>you in an apron saying “welcome home”!
>sitting under a kotatsu with you!
>watching fireworks with you!
>first snow with you!
>warm drinks on a cold night with you!
>lap pillow from you!
>coming home to you waiting at the door!
If you do the bit, i take it seriously.

i want passionate rough sex with you. i will also happily do the lovey-dovey cuddling if the tattoos are minimal. BOTH. EITHER. i am not pretending the urge is smaller than it is.

girls have already run their own grift w me. the hoodies go missing. the music taste gets lifted. that part already played out. i treated it like an unspoken deal, not a heist, so. this is me amending the terms. compensation is all i want.

[Picodanger @picodangerouser]

@foundring1 wew, i bet that was exciting.

[Picodanger @picodangerouser]

@prisyum Bathroom graffiti is a combination of slurs and positive affirmations, all written in the same handwriting, the pen never ever left the building

[Picodanger @picodangerouser]

Same crowd both nights, They don’t even check which night it is. They just pick a larp based off whoever talked last.
Bathroom wall says the glory hole is straight on Hate Night. Everyone else says it’s gay both nights.
Tuesdays net profits are higher than either due to $5.99 wings.

[〙🌸 pris 🌸 〘 @prisyum]

i wanna open a bar that has a hatred and discrimination night and a love and acceptance night to see which one brings in more money

[Picodanger @picodangerouser]

@foundring1 aw hell naw

[Picodanger @picodangerouser]

@Oliiwiierr @natehiggerstin2 owwie

[Picodanger @picodangerouser]

@nicolle54052729 i still need saving.

[Picodanger @picodangerouser]

@nicolle54052729 egirl... save me,,

[Picodanger @picodangerouser]

@clemm1928 song name??

[Picodanger @picodangerouser]

@foundring1 hahahahahaa

[Picodanger @picodangerouser]

@mtndwr bet i could

[Picodanger @picodangerouser]

@LordJesusknocks @ChibiReviews that sounds awsome ill order it

[Picodanger @picodangerouser]

yo nigga wud u say cracka? bang bang nigga real g shit on god

[Saavi ✰ @nyoanme]

Post somthing in black !!

[wholesome angel 🪽🤍✨ @perfectdread]

Imagine if black girls really looked like this

[Picodanger @picodangerouser]

@Vanillabwnny wtf dude, fyi if your piss is not crystal clear you are dehydrated, soda is not water

[Picodanger @picodangerouser]

@thefeminist111 but not voting because you're doing it wrong

[Picodanger @picodangerouser]

@pr1ncess_bunny_ me prolly

[Picodanger @picodangerouser]

@rainalicorni one day when i have 60 im gonna find you just to spit on you

[Picodanger @picodangerouser]

@Silhouettin @ChibiReviews hahaahahahaha ew but he changed it. still hahahahahahahaha