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El Brujo stan account. Every season is #SexySzn when you live next to Delilah’s.

[Dooper Scooper @picodegoalio]

Convincing myself that even if the Union lose 87-0 today, they’re not as bad as @OrlandoCitySC 🤗 #DooP

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@one_wander66200 @Jimmyking35 Gotta take internet away from losers like you

[Dooper Scooper @picodegoalio]

@one_wander66200 @Jimmyking35 shutcho hateful bitch ass up

[balls mcnaughton @alexmcntn]

Me and the fellas pulling up at the Soob to watch the most painful 1-0 loss you’ve ever seen #DOOP

[bri @brie_alyssa]

dave portnoy hating mina kimes does nothing but make me love her even more.

[Jimmy King @Jimmyking35]

WE’VE GOT A SHIP PASSING UNDER THE COMMODORE BARRY BRIDGE AS GILLIE STRIKES THE DRUM BEFORE TONIGHT’S UNION MATCH

WE. ARE. BACK!!! #DOOP

[Dooper Scooper @picodegoalio]

@life_of_niebz the racist!

[Doopy Brothers @doopybrothers]

Not ai. I think this sullivan kid has a bright future. Def not ai.
#doop

[Dooper Scooper @picodegoalio]

@JoserNunez91 @IsaiahLCarter Isaiah isn’t worth your time. Not your fault he’s had an unwashed ass for the last decade.

[Dooper Scooper @picodegoalio]

@aubrey_huff Somehow you always find a way to make me believe… that you’re the dumbest man baseball has ever produced.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

I’ll donate to Texas Democrats like @JamesTalarico and others fighting the GOP’s gerrymandering scam:

💰 $0.10 per like on this tweet
💰 $0.50 per retweet
💰 $1 per follow

(Starting at 86,373 followers)

It costs ~$500/day for each Dem to block the TX GOP from rigging the midterms.

Let’s help them hold the line.

P.S. If this blows up, I will cut y’all off eventually. 💙

[Dooper Scooper @picodegoalio]

@saintdru_ @morgantencza Out here dropping Ephesians, shut your ignorant ass up pussy

[Dooper Scooper @picodegoalio]

“It makes me happy that I’m playing for a team and club that is actually playing for titles every year."

We are the absolute worst. #DOOP

[José Roberto Nuñez @JoserNunez91]

Dániel Gazdag's introductory press conference in Columbus was a bit of a doozy.

On the timing of the deal, Gazdag shared:

"Everything happened really fast. I found out about the Crew's interest last week—last Wednesday or Thursday. A week later, I'm here."

On his thoughts about the Columbus Crew as a franchise:

"It is a very successful franchise, especially since I’ve been in the league the last four years. They’ve won so many major titles. It makes me proud to join a club like the Crew. It makes me happy that I’m playing for a team and club that is actually playing for titles every year."

On why he feels he became available for the Crew to consider/purchase:

"That is a very good question. I think someone else should answer that question. It was an amazing four years in Philadelphia. I enjoyed it a lot, I like my teammates, I have friends there. It would have been nice to stay there the rest of my career. After I found out it was not possible, I got this offer from the Columbus Crew, and I decided that I wanted to leave and join this club to win."

#doop #crew96 #MLS #hungary
📹: FOX 28

[Crossing Broad @CrossingBroad]

Trading Your All-Time Leading Goal Scorer for Cash is the Most Union Thing Ever https://t.co/Mv6tn1QJi0

[DOOPadelph @DOOPadelph]

Bad fucking look from the ref. Bad fucking look from the fans. Don’t throw shit jackasses.

[Sacha Kljestan @SachaKljestan]

Philadelphia just got robbed of a clear penalty. How does the ref review that and not give a penalty? Somebody post the video.

[Dooper Scooper @picodegoalio]

Absolute fucking horsehit officiating. Egomaniac

[Caitie @hammlittle]

just doing my civic duty

[Jimmy King @Jimmyking35]

While I was taking this, 2 other people stopped to take a similar photo. I love how we’ve all collectively decided to bully these people

[Dooper Scooper @picodegoalio]

@MarkajTopNews @thegoalkeeper @colton_mason33 @phlsoccernow @JTansey90 @RinconMLS @phillysoccerpg @JoserNunez91 What’s that saying about broken clocks again?

[Dooper Scooper @picodegoalio]

@Thomas19064 The absolute worst