vanessa doofenshmirtz

no me llamo vanessa doofenshmirtz

[vanessa doofenshmirtz @piconr_]

muñecona face reveal

[𝑰𝒕𝒔𝑰𝒗𝒂𝒏 @ivpieropan]

Les recomiendo que compartan la vida con alguien empalagoso y cariñoso, la vida es corta para estar con alguien que actúa como si dar amor fuera una obligación

[vanessa doofenshmirtz @piconr_]

no pienso pisar mi casa ni aunque hagan 45° al sol

[vanessa doofenshmirtz @piconr_]

el momento en que termine el calvario de master que estoy haciendo seré libre

[vanessa doofenshmirtz @piconr_]

el momento en que termine el calvario de master que estoy haciendo seré libre

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

En japon, el gorila kiyomasa se peleo con su mujer
Lo echo de su guarida del zoologico
Y despues lo captaron sentado replanteandose la vida

[特にない @_tokuninai]

Todo lo que descubro de los canguros me convence más de que son el gitano del rey animal.

[໊ @xoeeie]

i honestly think the most beautiful kind of love is when someone is sure about you, no mixed signals, no confusion, just consistency, effort, and a feeling that they truly want you in their life.

[♡ ︎ @ussonlyy]

love language ?
not having to ask.

[Bloomify @bloomifyyy]

my type

[eliz @eliza___v]

a relationship where you fully experience both friendship and love

[Lara marzouk @laramarzoouk]

اكتر حاجة attractive في الراجل لما يحبك قصاد الناس

[Mara Webster 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @Mara_Webster]

If anybody asks how I’m doing right now I’m going to send them this video as a representation of my current state of mind

[vintagelover @queennaurelia]

Us in another life

[⋆ ｡ ° ༺˚ 𖦹 gîchœ łīçbåkt 𖦹 ˚༻ ° ｡ ⋆ @ichriecheblut]

i have a gigantic fucking problem with anyone trying to tell me what to do or who i am/who i am not. it actually triggers a viciousness in me. my identity is defined by me, my choices are made by me.

[Limonexprimido @evasefe]

en medio del auge de la extrema delgadez y la glamurización del tca a través de rutinas aesthetic imposibles, l0rna es lo más importante q nos va a pasar

[vanessa doofenshmirtz @piconr_]

The best version of you will come out with therapy and self-love

[໊ @xoeeie]

The best version of you will come out with a real man.

[Random Feed @ipostrandom21]

Kanye West goes OFF in explosive laughter, declaring the entire world owes him an apology as he claims Kim’s empire is crashing down, accusing her in the shipment truck scandal and saying the same person who tried to destroy him is now watching it all backfire 😳

“I told God to bless those who bless me and curse those who curse me.”
“They laughed when I spoke… now the whole world is watching the plot twist.”

[. @deityofnightt]

this kind of love please

[໊ @xoeeie]

Nothing richer than sleeping curled up with the person you love

[𝒍𝒖𝒏𝒂 @naturaholic]

imagine connecting so deeply with someone that your dates revolve around walking and talking for hours

[Pavlova @pavlovitaa]

Llegando al restaurante con un vestido hermoso y un bouquet de flores que me dio mi novio for no reason, llega la mesera y le pregunta si estamos celebrando algo, él le responde: “un día más”