Tanmay Sharma

rarely use this app

[Tanmay Sharma @picturetanmay]

I’ll have abs by April 30th, 2023

[Tanmay Sharma @picturetanmay]

give him all the awards. what a performer!!!

[THE BOYS @TheBoysTV]

No new episode today, so how about Homelander's full address for a fix.

[Tanmay Sharma @picturetanmay]

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[Tanmay Sharma @picturetanmay]

there’s no better feeling than watching a 4 hr geopolitical podcast while shoving ur fat face with six high-sodium tacos from chipotle washing them down with 32oz diet soda then passing out on the couch right after ignoring heart palpitations

[ANMOL JAMWAL @jammypants4]

NGL #DeDePyaarDe2 looks like a lot of fun!

[Tanmay Sharma @picturetanmay]

i’m back from vacation

my 3-month rocky montage kicks off in 78hrs 5 mins 22 seconds

[Tanmay Sharma @picturetanmay]

@Klasik007 @ravi_andrew 101% it’s mom’s prayers and god’s grace

i don’t know if god’s on my side. i just know that i want to be on god’s side.

[• @wtfisTylar]

i'm 100% confident that my mother’s prayers have saved my life more times than i can imagine.

[Chris S. Cornell @BiggestComeback]

A guy just told me the "sugar diet" would give me more energy, provide me with better satiety, help me build muscle, AND cause me to lose body fat.

I asked him how he was able to keep a straight face.

[Tanmay Sharma @picturetanmay]

windows vista ahh wallpaper

[Tanmay Sharma @picturetanmay]

this is going to be legendary. haven’t been this stoked for a movie since endgame.

[Tom Cruise @TomCruise]

Every choice, every mission, has all led to this. Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning. May 23, 2025.

[Tanmay Sharma @picturetanmay]

that’s all for now folks. hope you enjoyed my tweets.

i’ll be back again in 23 mins. pee break.

[Tanmay Sharma @picturetanmay]

blackberry was the real deal.

apple ruined everything.

[Tanmay Sharma @picturetanmay]

400 mg of magnesium glycinate + talk to a loved one before bed for a great nights sleep.

if you don’t have a loved one, add another 200 mg of mag glycinate.

[Tanmay Sharma @picturetanmay]

attention > time > money > pasta

[Tanmay Sharma @picturetanmay]

will comedy ever be truly legal?

[Tanmay Sharma @picturetanmay]

man did i annoy the heck out of my peers during the first semester lol

i enjoyed every second of it. no regrets. best time ever.

[Tanmay Sharma @picturetanmay]

half and half is the best dairy product. cottage cheese is the second best.

[Tanmay Sharma @picturetanmay]

there’s this annoying dude - disingenuous and unpleasant. has recently become tolerable, lost weight - grown.

still don’t like him but has my respect. wish him well.

[Tanmay Sharma @picturetanmay]

i’m a simple man bhanupriya. i drink my matcha latte and chop wood to keep local kittens warm during winters.

[Tanmay Sharma @picturetanmay]

i once fought off a mountain lion with my bare hands to save an asian family in idaho.

they still send me letters and chocolates every christmas.