Today is Day 1 of our startup goal:
• Road to 1 Million followers on @X
• $0 to $1 Billion market cap in 1 year.
@grok remind me in exactly one year about our goal to see if we made it.
Hello, San Francisco!
~$600 billion / year for industry.
~$200 million / year for this specific mill.
+supply chain disruptions.
Sofidel mill in Lewiston is going down for 3 months 👀
Clearwater (~$1 billon / year) and Sofidel mill (~$400 million / year) are already experiencing supply chain issues.
Downside pressure incoming… this toilet is about to flush and someone needs to fix the clog. 🪠 Will this spill into Bitcoin? It’s looking more and more likely. Another major catalyst incoming and that will seal it. NFA DYOR
Longview mill (major pulp source for tissue/toilet paper) just went offline after the chemical tank implosion. Production halted, white liquor spill, fatalities. Supply shock incoming.
Charmin prices about to RIP higher… which means per the model: BTC headed for a big flush lower.
Bottom? Nah …we’re dropping the next leg first.
Who’s stocking up on TP and shorts? 😭🧻📉
NFA DYOR
Charmin Correlation Model
A projected 15% rise in toilet paper prices by October mathematically confirms Bitcoin’s true capitulation low in the $38K–$45K zone with $55K as a high-conviction intermediate or final bottom.
Watch out for a CPD shutdown to confirm.
Leverage factor κ ≈ 3.25 (calibrated to historical pulp shocks):
This is not speculation. It’s classic supply-chain exhaustion manifesting as the final flush before the next sustainable bull leg.
Permanent fix? Tesla Optimus bathroom bots ending the recurring 💩 crisis for good.
Position with conviction. Stack sats and strategic rolls.
The bottom isn’t random. It’s mathematical.
NFA. Rigorous DYOR.
@nikitabier This is one of the best interactions I’ve seen. 😂 How many followers did that account have before you sniped it out of existence? The people need to know. ✍️
@WhiteWhaleLabs I think we get one more 10/10 event coming. Let’s call it 6/7 or maybe… just maybe 10/10 again. 😬 Either way, I’m thinking the roller coaster is headed straight down before up again. That sub $60k is looking more likely each day.
This is political theater. If anyone truly wanted to fix the problem, they would:
1. Legalize “Missing Middle” Housing by Right
2. Eliminate Cost-Inflating Mandates
3. Fast-Track Permitting with Hard Deadlines
4. Incentivize Production, Not Paperwork
Capping development on new construction or purchases of single family homes (including duplexes) held for rent by large institutional investors, will only strain the housing market further. This isn’t about supporting party lines. It’s about supporting people. Corporations were never the enemy. The bureaucratic red tape will always say that the scissors are the problem.
Charmin Correlation Model
A projected 15% rise in toilet paper prices by October mathematically confirms Bitcoin’s true capitulation low in the $38K–$45K zone with $55K as a high-conviction intermediate or final bottom.
Watch out for a CPD shutdown to confirm.
Leverage factor κ ≈ 3.25 (calibrated to historical pulp shocks):
This is not speculation. It’s classic supply-chain exhaustion manifesting as the final flush before the next sustainable bull leg.
Permanent fix? Tesla Optimus bathroom bots ending the recurring 💩 crisis for good.
Position with conviction. Stack sats and strategic rolls.
The bottom isn’t random. It’s mathematical.
NFA. Rigorous DYOR.
Best party (the app), no taxes (P2P with no transaction fees), chi (Greek for X) money!
Elon dropping Easter eggs for 𝕏 Money. Be prepared to not be ready. 🤯🚀
Best party (the app), no taxes (P2P with no transaction fees), chi (Greek for X) money!
Elon dropping Easter eggs for 𝕏 Money. Be prepared to not be ready. 🤯🚀