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🔞 sad thoughts and strange kinks 🔞

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maybe i should be more sympathetic but the moment someone starts talking about calories or protein i look at them like they’re a leper and i’m scared they’re gonna get me sick too

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@tommy_crimes the achilles heal to men’s soccer is that they fucking suck. they are losers who lose. everyone coddles them too much. our players play without pride or shame because there’s no one there to shame or praise them.

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@mootsheep the men’s national team has never cared about losing because they’re natural losers. american men’s soccer will never have any success until we have people who actually care about the sport. watching mens soccer in america is an exercise in patience and pity. everyone here sucks

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i like how they make football players watch the national anthem with their squires

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@LordBenne laaaaaaarppppp. american football is based off of one (1) referee eyeballing it. the most precise measurement tool refs use are index cards. video review is unassisted by any technology, it relies on a ref watching a slow-no video and making a judgment call.

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@maraganger like with a defibrillator?? is he ok???

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@dotTheOG @CristinaLeeMace we LOVE big man football though, we go crazy for that shit it’s like the best part of football

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this was me when my mom first asked me to drive her car instead of the truck

[No Context Red vs Blue 🏳️‍🌈 @NocontextRvB]

Extremely underrated joke

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truth nuke is that reddit mods are lowkitty are right about most things, people just feel entitled to being able to post online, and aren’t used to the idea that they aren’t the center of the universe

[spooky jess 🍓🛸 cbus! @strawberrrydun]

hey so this is insane to say as a moderator over a post that had 0 shop links or any promotion attached to it ??

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@AdsoOfBelk virtuosic kids don’t create music, they just preform it. playing the piano is much more like reading than it is like writing

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@rats7 BULLET TRANS FROM EVERY CORNER OF THIS COUNTRY INTO LAS VEGAS !! WE CAN COMMUTE TO VEGAS AND GAMBLE AND THEN RIDE HOME WITH OUR MONEY !!

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you can absolutely just run past every enemy in halo ce. i tried playing halo with my evil ex but he just ran past EVERYTHING. it was the worst co-op experience of my life

[Beben @Bespokecloud9]

Notice how you can only do this for one encounter due to the health system acting as a buffer. Another cool thing they removed for no reason end remakeslop please god

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asking a teacher about their interests was one of my favorite ways to waste the last 30 minutes of class

[November @postoctobrist]

I love this guy very deeply but my favourite detail is when he reveals that for his day job he’s a high school science teacher. Imagine him trying to get through the Krebs cycle so you distract him by asking him about the Dreyfus affair and he’s just going off for 20-30 minutes

[Joana Fraga @jojo_fraga]

Victorian Backrooms

A grieving widow finds a place in her living room...

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@Liv_Agar liv agar can i have ur csgo knife

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dogs run around killing people and helping the police but if you hate them you’re the bad guy

[cyr’ @clvbsick]

People constantly say that hating cats is a red flag but if you hate dogs and are extremely vocal about it I don’t like you either lmfao

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@tombarfield europeans straight up forget that some people use wheelchair

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@cloudofposting did the pvp community do something bad to you or are you just hating on them because you’re sad

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this isn’t true even a little, rich people travel, poor people don’t. if you’re poor you usually go on a road trip to somewhere within the US. if you’re rich, you go on a massive and expensive trip europe, even the dumbest of oafs do that when they have the money to.