Rhe Pidgeon

I'm not ready to perform right now. I'm like a Ferrari. I'm high maintenance.

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

Girls get their nails done and get on their phone like clickity clack the bad bitch is back

[jay ➠ @flvckojamie]

i knew school was a scam once I skipped all my classes and still passed

[P Lo @1khary]

maybe my soulmate died idk😭

[Sensei @nickugottachill]

“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer! Here’s to hope my glock ain’t the answer! Hoe hoe hoe”

[Eddie @HellaIndieGuy]

If a doctor says I need it why can my insurance company tell me I don't?

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Roses are red,
French people eat snails,

[prance @bocxtop]

when u try to read an article n they're like “u have reached ur monthly limit of 5 articles” ??? no the fuck i didn’t i been on this website twice in my entire life

[ab @anicshea]

lmfaoooo JAIL

[MannVs___ @MannVs_____]

It’s wild parents don’t think they are the issue at all. Your kid would rather pay 600-1000 dollars a month to get a apt or a house and not live with you for free for a few years. Really think about that

[Kalena @kalenakayy]

Call me Timmy Turner cause it’s fairly odd how I get fuckin treated around here

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

“Curiosity killed the cat” and that’s a damn shame but im a person. So im allowed to be nosy.

[Rhe Pidgeon @pidgeonnn_]

@ElusivePhoenix7 Pop off then 🔥👏🏼

[Matthew Elliot 𓅆 @matttbastard]

forget gender we should divide bathrooms into pooping and peeing

[lil carrot topped boy @oliviakhowell_]

Why are Hulu’s commercials double the volume of the shows