Praveen Shrivastava

Co Founder and CEO at Blue Flame Labs Pvt. Ltd.

[Cockroach Janta Party @CJP_for_India]

आज उत्तर प्रदेश के पूर्व मुख्यमंत्री अखिलेश यादव जी का जन्मदिन है,

युवाओं से सीधा प्रश्न 👇

एक नेता के रूप में आप उन्हें 10 में से कितने नंबर देंगे...

[anand mahindra @anandmahindra]

Every element of the Indian economy seems on a skydiving vacation.GDP,stockmarket,currency,FDI..
Skydiving is fun,but you need a parachute..

[🍒Mentos Zindagi🌟🚥 @KeyaSMamma]

Why is sex to wife similar to restaurant

Some times good service
some times bad service
Some times no service
Some times Self service

[Atul Chitnis @AtulChitnis]

"The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary." —Fred Wilson

[sanjay patodia @satjay1234]

@PritishNandy breaking news - IIPM graduate got overseas job - as a driver in dubai.

[Omar Abdullah @OmarAbdullah]

Those of you planning to throw shoes at public figures - can you please throw both since you can't do anything with only one neither can we.

[Rajiv R. Menon @whatamenon]

@Joydas Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling
single again.

[Nadeesh Cherian @NadeeshCherian]

Who is the most lucky man of this week? Ans: Kanimozhi' s husband ( Rs. 240 crores in hand and wife is in the jail

[Nadeesh Cherian @NadeeshCherian]

After Engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman !!

[faasos @faasos]

Gets spanked by big fella. Can't do jackshit. Looks arnd & finds a weaker fella. Starts barking @ him. Familiar? That's Pakistan's story

[Ranvir Shorey @RanvirShorey]

I think both America and Pakistan basically need to stop doing anything at all now, and just be. In other words, become India. #fb

[XAJIT @Xajit]

Why buy entrance test question paper for #AIEEE. People should buy the final degree itself. I am sure it is a possibility in India

[Seshadri @bsesha]

+1 RT @jaanebhidoyaaro: #FunFact I spend more time on installing Adobe updates than the actual use of Adobe..

[Hindi @mithelesh]

@PritishNandy @gulpanag if the same number of indians watching cricket ever voted...we would get a better government...!!!!!!

[Vikram Chandra @vikramchandra]

If India and Pakistan both play to their full potential at #mohali, India will win! The real problem is the pressure.

[Pritish Nandy @PritishNandy]

Dear India, I'd like you to win because I am dying to see a India-Pakistan semi final. But I want you to also play well for a change.

[Abhishek 𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧 @juniorbachchan]

Someone asked why is there a women's day and not a men's day? My answer.. Women make sure that the rest of the year is...

[Amitabh Bachchan @SrBachchan]

T 301 -Every day is 'Womans Day' ... whether she is a national or an international ..!! Why a specific day ??

[Pritish Nandy @PritishNandy]

@juniorbachchan Since the PM's response to everything these days is No Idea, @fkawoosa suggests you tell him, Get Idea.