Beatlestok is pissing the shit out of me oh my fucking god these people do not like ANYTHING
Like Ohhhhh breaking news 60 year long fandom has SHIPPERS and SELFSHIPPERS and FANART and FICS ohh the horrors!!!
The idea of Big Boss transitioning to become closer to the Boss is more plausible and less ridiculous than the dumbass snake birth scar he gave himself in Peace Walker
( Me if I had verity )
Verity: hey I’m veryity your personal helper friend ask me anything I know everything
Me: can you make My penis cum good
Vertiy: yes daddy *sucks cock*