When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits...
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and
took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
one day we'll talk about Gadget sellers in 9ja, especially those who sell iPhones and Samsung..
the way they overprice these devices..
a friend of mine wants to buy Google pixel 8 pro 256gb..
they told her 750k for it.. (and packaged it as brand new)
even though there's no brand new of that model
she texted me and said she remembered me saying I bought my samsung s23 ultra from China.. that she wants to get Google pixel..
I texted my suplier in China, and price she told me including shipping wasn't even up to 650k 😂
for the record, I bought my Samsung s23 Ultra 256gb for 650k, shipping to nigeria was 15k..
and I've been using it for 5 months now.. no issues
anyways, I just wanted to rant..
Every morning , I see parents park by the roadside in the morning, rushing to buy mama put before dropping their children at school.
It looks convenient. It looks harmless.
But let’s be honest, it’s risky.
When you buy food from the roadside before school, you are handing your child’s health over to someone whose hygiene standards you cannot verify.
You don’t know:
The quality of the water used
How long the food has been exposed
The cleanliness of the utensils
If the oil has been reused multiple times
Whether the ingredients were properly stored overnight
Children are more vulnerable to food poisoning, stomach infections, typhoid, diarrhea, and long-term digestive issues. A simple “quick breakfast” can turn into hospital bills, missed classes, and weakened immunity.
Beyond health, there’s another issue, control.
When you prepare your child’s meal at home, you control the ingredients, the oil, the salt level, and the hygiene. When you buy roadside food, you surrender that control completely.
Convenience should never override safety.
A child going to school deserves a clean, nourishing start, not food prepared in an uncontrolled roadside environment.
If mornings are too busy, plan ahead. Prep at night. Pack something simple but safe.
Your child’s health is not worth the shortcut.
Are you preparing your child’s breakfast yourself, or trusting the roadside?
Let’s talk in the comments.
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Doctor: "Chemo might give you 12 months. Without it? 6 months."
Dad: "I'll take the 6 months."
He didn't want to die in a hospital bed. He wanted to die in a National Park.
He bought an RV. He grabbed my mom. He hit the road.
He stopped fighting the cancer and started fighting the boredom.
6 months passed. He was hiking.
12 months passed. He was fishing.
18 months passed. The tumor had shrunk by 60%.
The doctors called it a "medical anomaly."
My dad called it "The Grand Canyon Cure."
Maybe the best chemotherapy isn't a poison. Maybe it’s just… life.
~Anonymous
Why Many Smart Nigerians Are Still Broke
Nigeria is full of smart people who are broke. Very smart. Too smart, in fact.
You meet them everywhere.
First class graduates.
Masters holders.
People who can explain the economy better than the Minister of Finance.
Yet their bank account is always explaining suffering.
So what is going on?
First, smart Nigerians love thinking more than doing.
We analyze everything.
We debate everything.
We plan, replan, and overplan.
By the time we are done thinking, another person has entered the market, made mistakes, learned fast, and started earning.
Second problem is perfectionism.
Many smart people are waiting for the perfect idea, perfect capital, perfect timing.
Nigeria will finish before everything becomes perfect.
Money does not respect perfection.
It respects movement.
Another silent killer is pride.
Some smart Nigerians feel certain jobs are “beneath them”.
Sales is too dirty.
Content creation is for unserious people.
Negotiation is for hustlers.
Meanwhile, those “unserious” people are paying rent and buying land.
Then there is fear disguised as intelligence.
Smart people can see all the risks.
They can predict ten ways something can fail.
So they freeze.
Average people see two risks, ignore them, and move.
That movement alone puts them ahead.
Let us talk about school lies.
School taught us that if you are intelligent, life will reward you automatically.
Life is not WAEC. Nobody gives marks for effort or brilliance.
Money only asks one question.
What value did you deliver, and who noticed it?
Finally, many smart Nigerians stay too loyal to small spaces.
Small salaries. Small thinking workplaces. Small circles that clap for potential instead of demanding results.
Intelligence is powerful, but it is useless when locked inside comfort.
Intelligence without execution is entertainment. Execution without intelligence is stress. But intelligence plus action is dangerous.
The smartest thing a smart Nigerian can do is simple.
Stop explaining your plans.
Start embarrassing yourself with action.
Because in Nigeria, results are louder than IQ.
Someone wrote this and you guys are dignifying him with responses "We have 200+ architecture schools in this country but can’t point to 10 world-class, sustainable, or culturally inspired buildings." SMH
@winexviv 200+ schools of architecture and you can't point to 10 world-class projects. No originality!
Architects can be original if briefed to. The issue is in the number of nigerians bold enough to seek an original piece and go the whole 9 yards, to get one.