maddy schmidt

when my pun is intended, you'll know.

[maddy schmidt @piece_ofschmidt]

Comedy Fashion Show + Mini Holiday Market https://t.co/VIJvXFgq36

[maddy schmidt @piece_ofschmidt]

yeah I'm up to a pack a day. (tampons)

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

They shoulda just done hot ones and whoever lived can have it

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

Biden coughing like Beth in Little Women I'm sure it's fine

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

I am THRILLED to announce that I am taping my first standup special with @dropout next week! If you're in the LA area, you can attend the taping for FREE. I've been working on this hour for over two years, and I'm SO excited to share it with you.

[maddy schmidt @piece_ofschmidt]

Somewhere in an alternate universe I have mowed down so many los angeles pedestrians :/

[maddy schmidt @piece_ofschmidt]

Just got robbed (shopped at gelson's)

[caitlin @caitalopram]

took an edible

[maddy schmidt @piece_ofschmidt]

Looking forward to welcoming all the strike babies born between February and June 2024

[maddy schmidt @piece_ofschmidt]

More like drowning man

[maddy schmidt @piece_ofschmidt]

Giving birth for labor day

[charlie @chunkbardey]

the fact that there even is a moon… fab!

[maddy schmidt @piece_ofschmidt]

Is this thing on

[maddy schmidt @piece_ofschmidt]

“You’re exhibiting a lot of symptoms of ADHD” okay wait sorry what did you say?

[maddy schmidt @piece_ofschmidt]

Happy Barbenheimer to APUSH students only. I want to read your essays

[maddy schmidt @piece_ofschmidt]

@baddestmamajama YUP

[maddy schmidt @piece_ofschmidt]

When someone sent a script to my boss set in "a lake house in Silver Lake"

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

Here’s your friendly neighborhood script reader thought of the day: if you are writing about real places and real issues - like say, NASA - it will help you to assume that one of your readers has never heard of NASA, and one is a literal astronaut. Here’s why I think this:

[maddy schmidt @piece_ofschmidt]

If you want to know why SAG is striking, just stare at this poster

[maddy schmidt @piece_ofschmidt]

@_DJNickyC Important

[maddy schmidt @piece_ofschmidt]

Michael imperioli give me the formuoli