Alysse Taylor

no I will not elaborate

[Alysse Taylor @pieceofalysse]

“these bitches” when referring to literally anything that doesn’t go my way

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Trump tells Time he's not sure he can get the price of groceries down:

"It's hard to bring things down once they're up. You know, it's very hard."

[Alysse Taylor @pieceofalysse]

https://t.co/7U3J0q2Te2

[Alysse Taylor @pieceofalysse]

@EarliestByrd It’s me I’m dudes

[Alysse Taylor @pieceofalysse]

You’re a biblically accurate pain in the ass

[Alysse Taylor @pieceofalysse]

Well well well

[Alysse Taylor @pieceofalysse]

@SimonSoeby I mean what’s next TGIF isn’t just the name of a popular restaurant chain?

[Alysse Taylor @pieceofalysse]

Just found out True Crime is a genre and not a really really popular show everyone keeps talking about how’s your day going

[Alysse Taylor @pieceofalysse]

There is but one concern I have just discovered and that is that some girls are bigger than others

[Alysse Taylor @pieceofalysse]

Behind the shower curtain is such a weird place for an intruder to hide like what you’re gonna camp out on damp tiles waiting for me to take a shit?

[Alysse Taylor @pieceofalysse]

wtf was I on in 2019

[Alysse Taylor @pieceofalysse]

An average man running for mayor but his is slogan is “Let’s gooooo”

[Alysse Taylor @pieceofalysse]

Since moving to Denmark I’ve experienced a devastating lack of trying with every cell in my body not to laugh during the American anthem because I just can’t handle how silent everybody is

[Alysse Taylor @pieceofalysse]

First track on drakes new album samples frank ocean this could be good

[Alysse Taylor @pieceofalysse]

I love creating drama and mystery around mundane choices like not eating in my office canteen

“Ooo where’s she going? Will she starve? She must be seeing someone”

[Alysse Taylor @pieceofalysse]

@tobiashoffmann_ Damicrwts*

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We have social media for everything these days but where is the platform for children (me) holding corporate jobs who want to meme about Jacob from accounting taking the vegetarian option in the canteen despite not having signed up for that service ??

[Alysse Taylor @pieceofalysse]

@tobiashoffmann_ Conservatives smh

[Alysse Taylor @pieceofalysse]

@tobiashoffmann_ I’m thinking more like.. a gen z mode on linkedIn