Hot Mess Jess

Sentient being (they/she) who may or may not know things, but definitely has an opinion on them anyway. DMs always possibly open. Resources below.

[Hot Mess Jess @pieceofclass]

@jpbrammer I know its old, but it's my first time hearing it. And I need this so badly to be fake news to preserve my love of Cats.

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"Like a bird on the wire / Like a drunk in a midnight choir / I have tried in my way to be free"

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@bad_dominicana I'm reminded of a video on IG of someone saying (poorly summarized) "Coco Channel said that before you leave, take one thing off ... But she was a nazi so fuck her." 😊

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@bad_dominicana Ages ago I once got home from a date and excitedly told my younger sister about the guy. She asked where we went I told her the nearby mountain lodge. She got wide eyed & said "The place with no cell service? Like where people go missing??" I felt so dumb for being so oblivious.

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@femmmeowpulp Me: My partners are individuals who I hold no ownership over.
Also me: "I am yours and you are mine! Say it!" 😇😈

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@ashchubbybunny I choose to misinterpret this as a feeding fetish way of saying previewing a menu together before a meal is a kind of edging 🤷

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@bad_dominicana I don't glow, I melt 😅 also, reminds me of when anyone says something about my cheeks or how I'm blushing, I say "Oh, no, those are my eczema scars!"

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@charmderlla That was incompatibility! Better to weed them out early!

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@polyamblackgirl my husband was THRILLED by that scene (we play bite each other but never thought to make it a game) and insisted we play ... Well. I won and he is NOT happy 😂😅

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@HarrietCarried Old dude to the side that only seemed to intervene because he didn't want the fight happening on top of him ... Earlier he sorta patted homeboys back like "yep, go ahead and work this out" 😂😂😭

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@polyamblackgirl Tinder banned me 4 hate speech cause my profile included a phrase that implied that ppl of a certain gender may possibly be what the Spanish call "basura." No regrets tho. I had the worst luck there as a bi-demi-poly-enby-femme! (ur surprise ban is obvs different and total bs!)

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@eyerollsnblood Here you are being a commie snow white, and there come the naysayers upset that the raccoons didn't work as hard as the cats to get the food 😂😂😂

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@AKJoyste @1goodtern Thanks so much for your help! I'm also interested on their effects of covid prevention for anyone else reading along (:

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@ashchubbybunny I am a glasses wearer and never noticed please say sikes 😭😭

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@bad_dominicana

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@lachristagreco In my experience, low. Keeping my fingers crossed for you! 🤞

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@ashchubbybunny I remember going to a speaking event he did and feeling unnerved by how happy he seemed. Like, my young mind could not reconcile it.

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@pregnantifa The only pic I've seen of one of my maternal great grandmothers (she had 16 births, no duplicates, 14 survived), she looks absolutely MISERABLE. I used to think "with that many kids, no wonder!" But the more I learn about pregnancy, the more shocked I am that she survived it all!

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@eyerollsnblood Not just weird, wicked. I am so sorry 💛