s t i n e

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Are people on LinkedIn aware that one day we are all going to die

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

and to my grandkids i leave 64 playlists i curated based on a specific feeling or experience

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

One day we’re flirting next day we’re Mbappe special

[323 @Ggod323]

i swear my consequences don't even have actions

[ayo ♔ @ayospawned]

Women will literally say 'idk maybe I'm just crazy' right before accurately predicting a sequence of events with 100% psychic precision.

[. @emmasarchivee]

what doesn't kill you makes you relate to what's wrong with me by olivia rodrigo

[cee @1ovesickkk]

“can i get to know you” i wouldnt recommend it

[༺☆༻cin✩‧ @sleepingbvby]

and for my final act of love: a drunk text.

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

(nonchalantly) you mean everything to me

[mila @f1onaapplesauce]

doing a line of what could’ve been

[masha @masha_slp]

no one knows me like the notes app does

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i am so full of love and also fatigue

[valentine @valawakened]

It's been a pleasure miscommunicating with you

[⋆⟢ @cyber_l0ser]

idk how to flirt but ill make a playlist full of songs that remind me of you

[miia @miiagarro]

well that's not very in love with me of you

[ྀི @hrtindica]

i can’t wait to be married so my husband can fill up my water bottle before bed

[hunter @3gpmh]

forgive me karl marx for i have bought