chris

he/him | 24

i used to play guilty gear xd

[Scarlett is sunburnt 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @RedScare19_]

This Patriot Front dude was a stalker, showed up at the bar where she worked, yelled slurs at her, then outside the bar he and a group of guys crossed the street to attack her. She drew her gun, safety on finger off trigger in WYOMING, and is facing 15 years while he walks free

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

In comedy, there's a "rule of three". That's why there's "three" Stooges, and not, say, 1,000,000.

[chris @piedfirecrest]

little engine at my feete. . .

[the gamette @CDIGODDESS]

"games are special.... because we... have stories to tell..."

*montage of ue5 third person combat*

[Mick @Mick19988]

Get off my drawing pad you stupid stupid!

[tobyfox @tobyfox]

DELTARUNE TOMORROW

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

Joe rogan guest : yeah I didnt know weed was illegal in Mexico, I thought I was going to get out of jail that Monday, I ended up doing 8 years.
Joe Rogan: wow, that's crazy.. hey Jamie, look up what a year is and then what 8 of them are

[chris @piedfirecrest]

@mactellomckeown you're slow. its a random letter, there's another one here arguing against this one https://t.co/Zauu5FhKfp

[WAP Goblin @MarxianAngel]

Beast mode

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

don’t expect me to put my cigarette away if your kid is ugly as fuck man

[Jordan K @JordykJordan]

Just found out Europeans lay eggs.
Genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, what is *wrong* with you people?

[ABNDESIGNS @abndesigns]

Among the greatest tweets

[✧☆✦ @VOIDTHROAT]

heavy stones #penitent

[PAR | Lord Knight 🐎☁ @LordKnightBB]

I've been using @Cardon's Hydro Boost Gel Moisturizer while traveling and competing these past couple months. It's really helped my skin stay hydrated without clogging my pores, especially on the road. Use code "LK10" for 10% OFF your first order with Cardon! #ad

[cav empty @cavempty_]

was sleepy as hell on my drive to work and i couldn’t stop thinking about the brick method of driving

[lyn @izutsulyn]

you might hate fighting zoners but you gotta realize the zoner player hates fighting you just as much its an all around bad time