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[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Bank: "Sorry, you can't afford a £750 a month mortgage."

Also bank: "But paying your landlord £1,200 a month so he can pay his mortgage is fine, no problem at all."

Make it make sense.

[Charles Stevenson @charles_stevo]

Will be a very important player.

When you need someone to stop sides controlling the midfield, or when the pitch opens up and can be in the right place to break play.

A player who can take the ball off the defence and pass through lines.

[Everton Views @EvertonViews]

Everton have an overspend of 19m due to payments related to building a new stadium, investing in the area, giving locals jobs etc etc. NO SPORTING ADVANTAGE.

Chelsea give backhanders to agents to get their players to Chelsea over other clubs and with those players Chelsea win MULTIPLE trophies but we are told, by the same people who deducted points from Everton and ordered them to pay 40m to Burnley that Chelsea had NO SPORTING ADVANTAGE

Make it make sense

[Ian G @IanG1878]

74 charges for cheating the rules:

10m fine.

Some random guy hypothesises Everton should have been relegated not Burnley:

38m fine.

Games fucked.

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

It’s sickening to read that Axel Rudukubana, has been sent to a secure psychiatric hospital.

Costing us £300,000 per year because officials say that he can’t be safely managed in prison.

I personally do not care about his safety and the death penalty would be much cheaper.

[lynk @lynk0x]

This is what your soul needs, not Dubai.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Wayne Rooney - Voice of a nation.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

One of the most beautiful views on Earth.

Portofino, Italy 🇮🇹

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

It was 8:14 p.m. when the shelter's "most dangerous dog" finally touched another human being.
The man sitting on the kennel floor didn't say a word.
He simply lowered his head and quietly wiped tears into the sleeve of his sweatshirt.
Because everyone watching understood what had just happened.
A dog the world had given up on had decided, for the first time in years, that maybe a human wasn't going to hurt him.
Nobody wanted Kennel 32.
You could hear the barking long before you reached that wing of the shelter.
Excited barking.
You could hear the barking long before you reached that wing of the shelter…..
But from that moment on, his life changed thanks to the brave volunteer who gave him a new chance.

[ᜰ @markklfc]

Thierry Henry on Lionel Messi becoming the oldest player ever to score a World Cup hat-trick and the player with the most goals from outside the box in World Cup history:

🗣️ “I honestly don't know what more there is left to say about Lionel Messi anymore. Every time you think he has reached the top of the mountain, he somehow finds another peak that nobody else has ever climbed before.”

“The oldest player to score a World Cup hat-trick. Just stop and think about that for a second. At an age when most players are retired, coaching, or sitting in television studios, Messi is still breaking records on the biggest stage in football.”

“And it's not just the hat-trick that amazes me. He now has more World Cup goals from outside the box than anyone in history. That tells you everything about the level of technique, vision, and confidence we are talking about.”

“These are not lucky goals. These are moments of genius. The type of goals where everyone in the stadium knows what he wants to do, but nobody can stop him from doing it anyway.”

“What makes this even more incredible is that this is his sixth World Cup. Six World Cups. Different generations, different teammates, different opponents, yet the same outcome every single time Lionel Messi deciding matches.”

“People always ask what makes certain players special. Well, special players break records. Legends create records. Messi is doing both at the same time while carrying the expectations of an entire nation.”

“I've played against some of the greatest footballers in history, I've watched some of the greatest footballers in history, but what Messi continues to do at 38 years old simply doesn't make sense.”

“This is no longer about talent. This is no longer about numbers. This is football history unfolding right before our eyes, and every single match feels like another chapter in a story that nobody thought was possible.”

[Scottish Sun Sport @scotsunsport]

Moment lone England fan braves Tartan Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲𝘀 @EvertonNewsFeed]

📱Bug Dunc’s latest Instagram post💙

[The 1878s @The1878s]

On Sunday during our last home game of the season we are asking everyone attending the game to stand up on the 60th minute and sing Seamus Coleman’s song.

A boss captain, a boss Evertonian and a boss person 💙👏🏼

Enjoy your retirement Seamus 👍🏼

[𝐓𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐄 𝐓𝐕 @ToffeeTVEFC]

“After more than 17 years at this great football club, I've decided this season will be my last as a player here.

“I want to thank the fans for their unbelievable support. You've helped me in more ways than you could imagine. I've always tried my best to put Everton Football Club first and you all mean the world to me. I live in the city – I see you all daily – and I’ve taken your love of the Football Club back into the dressing room to explain to the lads how much Everton means to the people.”

[James @Jaywilliams1878]

Some of our fans need to be grateful for Moyes you know honestly, the last 3 years this club has survived relegation 3 seasons on the bounce.

Moyes comes in and gets us nowhere near relegation and fans bitch about him all the time. Be careful what you wish for.

[𝑙𝑦𝑟𝑎 @naturehealyou]

swallowed by nature — Lake Como, Italy

[Dave Shaw 💙 @shawyefc79]

Pickford didn’t make one save,Beto’s poor decision first half, Skilly man missing two sitters,
A clear penalty not given, some criminal CH defending, nearly over a minute added on to the additional 6. But yet it’s Moyes fault 🤯🤯🤯

[Ashley Young @youngy18]

From Sefton Road to Vicarage Road to Villa Park to Wembley to Old Trafford to San Siro back to Villa Park to Goodison Park and finally to Portman Road. It’s been some journey that I only dreamt of as a boy! But with this dream there has to be an ending and Saturday might be the Last Game Of My Professional Career🤘🏾💛💜🤍❤️💙 23 years and OUT!

To be continued….

[Brian Stokes @brianstokes92]

The York City players still going well over 24 hours after the final whistle, with some players still fully kitted out is absolutely sensational.

#ycfc

[UK Footy Bible @UKFootyBible]

Jack Grealish has once again shown his generosity, donating £1,400 to help a father battling cancer after coming across the family's GoFundMe page while on holiday.

It fits a familiar pattern. Grealish is known for quietly supporting people in need, often browsing fundraising appeals and helping where he can. Earlier this year he donated £1,000 to assist a grieving family with funeral costs during an incredibly difficult time.

His kindness goes back several years. In 2023 he gave £5,000 to support a young cancer patient, and in 2021 he donated another £5,000 to the family of a victim killed in a tragic crash.

A genuine class act.