shark schmuck

#LetsGoFlyers #SJSharks

[beccie 💫 @nothowyouhoped]

Want to lock them in a room and make them fight over who is more insane about their favourite number

[shark schmuck @pieheiress]

it’s not impressive to have a brother/father in the nhl!! probably 50% of the league is related to a former/current professional hockey player so idk why EA has made it back to back covers

[shark schmuck @pieheiress]

@86N0RRIS trawna but i have a speech impediment (a jersey accent)

[shark schmuck @pieheiress]

i’ll listen to gary bettman once he does the presidential fitness pacer test and not a second sooner

[shark schmuck @pieheiress]

why the hell is wayne gretzky on an AMERICAN political sports committee in the first place??

[goose ☻︎ #13 @keyshuii]

nhl 26 should have been the gaudreau brothers

[alex ! @GoToTheBoxPls]

i know this is a bridge to far for hockey dudebro culture, but i’d love a player to just come out and say “we don’t want any of those people in our locker room. what they did was unacceptable and evil. we are better than that here.” unfortunately that would never happen.

[ybg spence @WhereIsPetan]

fellas if you feel so guilty about something that you had to force a “consent video” at 4am and had to get your story right in the group chat, it doesn’t matter what the legal system says, i hope it eats away at you for the rest of your lives

[katie! @eklundisles]

Hockey Canada settled with EM in 2022 for a reason. Something happened that led for them to settle with her. this verdict doesn’t mean they’re innocent. I hope no team goes out and offers them PTOs/contracts as camps begin, but I fear some teams will give them “second chances “

[shark schmuck @pieheiress]

sharks schedule release is actually shocking… where is my annual flyers nye game

[Courtt 💕 Da flyers @ChaosInTheCourt]

Danny says it’s getting back with your ex boyfriend summer! Will Claude giroux be next?!?!

[Alvaro Bedoya @BedoyaUSA]

There’s schools in New Mexico open 4 days a week bc they can’t afford Friday. Schools in Baltimore close when it’s too hot bc they cant afford AC. In whole counties in South Dakota people die a decade before everyone else. But there’s always money for bombs. Alway money for bombs

[shark schmuck @pieheiress]

taylor swift i will never forgive you if the panthers win this game with you in attendance!!

[katie! @eklundisles]

#McDavidalsofinished3rdinvoting