Overheard at Pier 9

Autodesk's Pier 9 workshop is occupied by some phenomenal characters. Here are some of the random things we have heard each other say out of context.

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"We don't have the fastest horse in the space, but at least we have a horse in space."

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"Sometimes I wake up and have to put the worms back inside."

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"Killer whales are dicks."

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"The problem with space tourism is that you can't see boobs on the moon. "

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"That's the soul of Christ trying to exit your stomach."

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"I have a bottle of the best German bubble solution in my backpack."

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"All I want is a cease and desist letter from Apple."

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"I still don't know why I pay you for this job."

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"I've never shot a portrait of a toilet before."

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"Stop pretending like you live in the real world."

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"The first marriage proposal I received in college was..."

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"Sorry cow. Thanks for having such pretty skin."

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"Okay, well the saws all is no longer vegan."

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"These are robot boogers"

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"Is it because food tastes better than popping feels?"

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"Anything can be huffed."

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"You're no longer allowed to dry your soggy, stinky shoes on the rack"

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"Are you like, always camping in your mind?"

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"Clearing your throat doesn't make you a professional."

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"Peanuts are the devil's legume."