Pierce McManus

Raconteur, poacher of eggs & the co-host of DC's storytelling show with a twist @perfectliarsdc. I don't tweet often, but when I do it's very funny in my head.

[Pierce McManus @piercemcmanus]

Ooooh ... the suspense!

[Perfect Liars Club @PerfectLiarsDC]

APRIL FOOLS’ DAY

A night of stories, misdirection, and very confident people being very wrong.

🎭 Perfect Liars Club
📍@DCImprov
📅 April 1

Trust carefully.

Tickets → https://t.co/BqShNni1lW

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We ❤️ our Perfect Liars Club audiences. Please never, ever change.

xo

PS: See you at @dcimprov on April 1. Tickets are on sale now. Get yours today before they fly away.

🎟️: https://t.co/BqShNnhtwo

[Pierce McManus @piercemcmanus]

You can tell by my excessive shouting that even I was surprised by the lopsided result. See you on April 1st.

[Perfect Liars Club @PerfectLiarsDC]

The ending of our last show was bananas. Even our co-host @piercemcmanus couldn’t keep it together.

We do it all over again on April 1 at @dcimprov. Get your tickets now!

🎟️ https://t.co/BqShNnhtwo

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Introducing our 2026 Color of the Year: Unreliable Narrator — a moody violet-slate inspired by bold stories and artful ambiguity.

Want the full experience? Catch PLC at @dcimprov on Jan 14. Don't be left out in the cold! Get tickets while you can at https://t.co/jNRgfLQAKU

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Perfect Liars Club returns to @dcimprov on January 14, and seats are disappearing faster than the last slice of pie at Thanksgiving dinner. Think you can spot the liar? Prove it.

🎟️ https://t.co/AUADJEWE66

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Critics rave: “Perfect Liars Club is a twisty, edge-of-your-seat thrill ride from start to finish. Think you know the ending? You don’t."

Don't miss it! One night only at @dcimprov — January 14. Get your tickets before they vanish at https://t.co/jNRgfLQAKU

[Perfect Liars Club @PerfectLiarsDC]

We're back. You're welcome, America.

https://t.co/S8sqHrxtT7

[Pierce McManus @piercemcmanus]

I’ve reached the age where I spend all day raving about the pork tenderloin I cooked last night

[Pierce McManus @piercemcmanus]

Some mornings, I make poached eggs 🍳. Other mornings, I dispose of the disembodied bunny heads 🐰 I find in my backyard.

[Pierce McManus @piercemcmanus]

There is nothing quite as satisfying as using a new electric toothbrush head for the very first time. 🪥

[Pierce McManus @piercemcmanus]

The Ides of March 🗡️ is upon us once again, and we're celebrating in true Assrockers style.🤘 If Arlo Guthrie's 'Alice's Restaurant' is the official song of Thanksgiving, then consider 'Et tu Brute' our anthem for the Ides!
#EtTuBrute #IdesOfMarch https://t.co/BS1eDY1y40

[Pierce McManus @piercemcmanus]

Didn't see this coming.

[Perfect Liars Club @PerfectLiarsDC]

We have some extremely disappointing news to share about this week's show.

[Pierce McManus @piercemcmanus]

@papasbasement Thanks for the (traumatic) memories.

[Pierce McManus @piercemcmanus]

@papasbasement I see your "salami chubs" and raise you "pepperoni nips."

[Pierce McManus @piercemcmanus]

There's no disputing the hotness.

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In a world divided, let's carve out a moment of unity on this special day. As we gather 'round the table with family & friends, let's set aside our disputes and collectively nod in agreement: these AI-rendered versions of Pierce & Cara are hotter than fresh-buttered rolls. xo

[Pierce McManus @piercemcmanus]

@mspad1

[Pierce McManus @piercemcmanus]

In an unexpected twist that no one saw coming, I watched "Quest for Fire" last night.

[Pierce McManus @piercemcmanus]

We have good times.

[Perfect Liars Club @PerfectLiarsDC]

We had so much fun at our November show! If you were there, you know exactly what we're talking about. And if you weren't, you missed out. Don't make that same mistake twice. Join us on THURSDAY, December 7, for our FINAL show of the year. More info at https://t.co/KjnRsM2Ll8 xo

[Pierce McManus @piercemcmanus]

See you later, pandas!

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Later, pandas. Too bad you're going to miss tonight's Perfect Liars Club. Your loss in DC's gain! Tickets are still available at https://t.co/iqwGA6VnHl while they last and walk-up tickets will be available at @bierbarondc starting at 6 pm. Show starts at 7 pm. See you there!

[Pierce McManus @piercemcmanus]

@KimAshinArlVA I'm not sure how I feel about this.