Samantha

UMN‘20 • ice cream • soh cah toa

[Samantha @piercesam16]

Me: wow I feel so sick today I wonder why
Brain cell 1: well you did have pizza, ice cream, popcorn, and 8 cookies yesterday
Brain cell 2: ya but you also had carrots
Brain cell 3: it had to have been the carrots

[Jenna Fischer @jennafischer]

Ha. Ha. Ha. Well played. Just be careful he doesn't leave you at the game. #GoBlues @NHL @David_Denman

[Samantha @piercesam16]

Is this some kind of joke

[Samantha @piercesam16]

How did I used to have no problem staying up past midnight and then having a day full of activities. I just thought to myself, “well, it’s about that time” and it’s literally 8:09. 8:09!!!!!!!! And my first class is at 10 TOMORROW

[Samantha @piercesam16]

It’s 5:54 and I’m walking back from class in complete darkness & all I can think about is how 3 months ago at this time I could have been eating dinner outside by a lake. And then had 4 more hours before sunset. Anyone else need a tissue to wipe their tears or is this just me

[Samantha @piercesam16]

I would just like to say that 11 out of the 11 tissues I have thrown from my bed into the garbage have made it in the past few days. So if anyone wants my autograph or has a contact for the Lynx coaching staff just lmk

[Samantha @piercesam16]

Campus email:
Dear Samantha,
Do you want to be involved? Meet new friends? Make a difference? Contribute to something meaningful?

Me: Hmm NOPE

*move to trash

[Samantha @piercesam16]

@GraceViland Almost!!!!! Thanks Grace 🤗

[Samantha @piercesam16]

@madis_war Thanks, you too FRICK

[Samantha @piercesam16]

The amount of times that I said “you too” to someone that said happy birthday today... preposterous

[Samantha @piercesam16]

I’m too pretty for 8ams

[Samantha @piercesam16]

I don’t care how smart you are, nobody spells vacuum right without questioning it

[Samantha @piercesam16]

NO I AM NOT CODY MATZ

[Cody Matz @CodyMatzFox9]

First widespread frost/freeze looking more likely Saturday morning, are you ready?

[Samantha @piercesam16]

Just changed the night mode timer on my phone from 10:30 to 9:30 bc I don’t think I will ever make it to 10:30 on the weekdays... college junior or 70 y/o grandma idk you tell me

[Samantha @piercesam16]

@MGMorris98 Hahahahhahaha literally my exact words 😂

[Samantha @piercesam16]

They always there for you when life is yeehaw but nobody ever there when life is yeenaw :/

[Samantha @piercesam16]

@madis_war Show them cast your bottles

[Samantha @piercesam16]

If my first assignment in any of my classes is to make a flipgrid I am dropping the class immediately

[Samantha @piercesam16]

At what age does your signature stop looking like you’re 9 years old

[Samantha @piercesam16]

Being forced to sleep without a blanket is 100% the worst form of torture