pie romancer

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[Retro Bastard 🕹 @retromaniaZ]

This intro had kids ready to run through drywall.

[pie romancer @piexromancer]

@DeadbyDaylight why does cleansing a totem as survivor take longer than extinguishing a blessed totem as killer? Unbalanced.

[Lythero 🎮 @Lythero]

the ibuprofen searching my body for the pain

[pie romancer @piexromancer]

Old people love mtn dew

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Feelings: hurt
Baby toe: broken
Times my boyfriend cared today: 0
My nurse right now:

[pie romancer @piexromancer]

Standing in wait at the train station
Beads of sweat race each other down my back
Sanitary napkins billow beneath my feet
This is a Texas summer, melting Texans

[pie romancer @piexromancer]

Found out Maggie hates frogs when they croak out to other frog neighbors. She’s goes hunting for them.

[pie romancer @piexromancer]

Damn I need a corona

[pie romancer @piexromancer]

Customer grabbed a drink from the beverage fridge (can of la croix)
handed it to me and said, “there’s a bug on it” (dead mosquito next pull tab)

My response was, “oh gosh. Are you ok?”

(thinking to myself: grab another one?)

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me, hitting ‘notify anyway’:

[erik 𓊖 @cyclopsock]

I’m crying mystique and magneto were messy asf😭

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Wanna put my mans peen in my mouth but he’s said he’s tired so now I’m depressed AND horny

[AfroSenju @AfroSenju]

What have they done to you my goat

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One thing about my dad passing away that I’ll miss, is arguing pointlessly with him

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Chicken salad chick will save me and my boyfriend

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I’ll tell you what I want but I’m not gonna get it

[pie romancer @piexromancer]

I’m feeling really emotional
My heart breaks and my knees feel like Needoh
My body feels really heavy and my muscles tense up and release, but not in a relaxing way

[pie romancer @piexromancer]

Kate Bush on the aux
Bush out on the couch

[G @faltinians]

mystique 💀

[pie romancer @piexromancer]

Behind a ford-150 at the light and there’s electric drums and plants in the truck bed. Tread on diva!