Sophie 🛋️

she/her

[Sophie 🛋️ @PiffNChips]

I think it's cute how every country has their own version of cheese on toast

[Sophie 🛋️ @PiffNChips]

@ATier2004 Real! She must be a lovely woman

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

this is literally what imposter syndrome feels like

[Habkat @Habibakatsha]

'Pack it in' is one of my favourite British phrases. Like, whenever I hear a mum tell her kids to pack it in, I know she's tireddddd

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Liverpool tonight.

[Sophie 🛋️ @PiffNChips]

Dear aruba...im sorry about your outfits. #OpeningCeremony

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

and it made every girl who watched it who they are today

[tom crisp @tomjc09]

and if a bukayo saka bus, crashes into us

[Billie @Billie_T]

Oooo I’m 17 playing in a euros final, weird little cunt, get some vodka and neck it down a park like a real teenager you boring cunt

[greghall. @tofeelhealed]

it’s great people want to vote the tories out it’s just a mad shame that they didn’t want it when there was a genuinely good person leading labour and not a closest tory transphobe

[Duchess Gemma (MTE) aka Ms Tonks🐟 🇪🇺🇬🇧🕷 @gemmagould]

Right people let’s fucking do this ✊🏻♥️
#RiseUpWiseUpAndVote
#GTTO
#FuckReform
#GeneralElection2024

[thee hot honey 🍯 @ambertheconduit]

nobody:
lady danbury across the room:

[Jake @jakeperry97]

My Manifesto:

-meal deals max £3
-pints max £3.50
-malboro gold max £5
-mcr-ldn train max £20
-all footy tickets max £30
-destroy landlords
-build a shit load of council gaffs
-nationalise everything
-mp’s paid average wage
-gary neville thrown off the top of deansgate tower

[Drunk Jack Grealish 🍻 @DrunkGreaIish]

🚨HERE WE GO: Jack Grealish has signed a four-week loan deal with Ocean Beach Ibiza after being left out of the England squad.

[jo @katnissballad]

HAYMITCH’S GAMES

[Sophie 🛋️ @PiffNChips]

@joegdsl Now THIS is what I want to see on my feed

[Sophie 🛋️ @PiffNChips]

If you post screenshots of your starva on Instagram, get a life

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

Like a wasp at a picnic.

[Sophie 🛋️ @PiffNChips]

Whoever fixes the train system, you've got my vote #GeneralElection