imnotklay

just another oddy trope

[imnotklay @piffnspliffs]

@MvnstarX Growing up is realizing that attitude shit ain’t funny or cute especially coming from a mean and angry old hippo for a wife. No wonder he went to go rub one out while it slumbered some dudes really be living that life😂

[The Beach From Florida @BeachFrmFL]

Can we PLEASE go back here? Have some self-respect people.

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

Japan said what the Dems refuse to admit:
This guy nails it.

"We’re proud of our culture. When in Rome, do as the Romans do."

No halal pork tonkatsu. No rewriting our ways to accommodate demands. No colonizing by turning the host country into the one you left.

Assimilation isn’t Islamophobia. It’s basic respect.

The Dems keep importing chaos and calling it “diversity” while real nations protect their identity.

Wake up, America. Assimilate or gtfo. Am I right? Or just get out.

(Yes, this is a satire skit but an accurate one.)

[imnotklay @piffnspliffs]

This guy is so full of shit lol demanding first of all makes u look like an immature child. These “vanity” projects are to make our home have some decency finally. That’s like saying spending money on cleaning your own home is wasteful spending. U wanna talk about waste but not mention of Cali or the Somali fraud in Minnesota. lol fake ass keyboard warrior. All u ppl do is talk shit for clicks fkn losers

[Rabbi Poupko @RabbiPoupko]

Studies show that 100% of countries that don't fire rockets or missiles on Israeli civilians are never attacked by Israel.

[Darren Dershem @DarrenDershemPA]

President Trump and @SecretaryBurgum made this happen in less than two years.

Liberals can't comprehend this.

[Straight Florida @StraightFlorida]

New Yorker: We've got the best pizza back home...

Floridians: Well you should probably start heading back home to make it for dinner. 👍

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

Thomas Massie: “There is zero evidence that Iran was trying to build a nuclear weapon, Netanyahu is warmongering.”

The Deputy Speaker of the Iranian Parliament: “We tried to develop nuclear weapons, but couldn't keep it secret.”

[imnotklay @piffnspliffs]

@horpeyemie05 Nah that fool just went into gear 5th

[Champagne Joshi @JoshWalkos]

Bro was genuinely scared to death. 😂 🤣

[Lior @liorsela]

Having a Tesla is pretty gayyyy

[imnotklay @piffnspliffs]

Watching spider noire, realizing theres a palpatine in every story

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 WOW! Gov. Ron DeSantis just MIC DROPPED the people opposing his plan to ABOLISH homeowner property taxes in Florida

"I don't like this idea, 'the GOVERNMENT losing revenue.' IT'S NOT THEIR MONEY! It's *YOUR* money."

"Government is just not TAKING as much. You're getting Constitutional protection for YOUR property — that's a good thing, and we've got to see it through the lens of the taxpayer and the homeowner."

🔥🔥🔥

Abolishment coming on the ballot in November, LFG!!

[imnotklay @piffnspliffs]

@beyoncegarden That man probly came home and shed a tear. Of happiness

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Glad they’re ok

[Dutch Rojas @DutchRojas]

I thought Tesla Full Self-Driving would make my commute easier.

I did not expect it to expose me as the problem.
Turns out I was not “driving defensively.”

I was conducting a one-man municipal audit of every idiot within 300 yards.

Someone going 40 in a 25?
I had notes.

Someone taking too long at a green light?
I had a full theory of civilizational decline.

Now the car drives and I just sit there like a reformed man.

No high blood pressure.
No death grip on the wheel.
No courtroom monologue about lane discipline.

My wife noticed immediately.

She said, “You’re way more chill in the car, I like this!”

That is when I realized Tesla didn’t just make the car drive itself.

It made me stop narrating the collapse of society from the driver’s seat.

[Denise 🇺🇸 @NoDMsPerfavore]

Donald Trump is the first racist in history to have...

...dated a black woman

....deported an ex-Nazi

...upgraded MLK's birthplace to a national historic park

...posthumously pardoned legendary boxer Jack Johnson

...kissed the Western Wall

...loves his Jewish grandchildren

...established an Opportunity & Revitalization Council to restore black neighborhoods

...signed a major criminal reform bill

…granted Alice Johnson clemency

…loaned his personal jet to Nelson Mandela

...declared Jerusalem the capital of Israel

...moved the US Embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem

...overseen the lowest black unemployment in history

...denounced David Duke over 20 years ago

...been given a lifetime achievement award after paving a way for blacks to enter corporate America...

Worst. Racist. Ever.

[Nazi Hunters @HuntersOfNazis]

Reminder: Starting genocidal wars and losing is not oppression.

It’s defeat.

Sorry, not sorry.

[Frank McCormick @CBHeresy]

If your religion requires you to eat like this so that men don’t lose control and start raping you at a cafeteria, you have a serious cultural problem with your men.