zoe

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

Can't believe I'm sick with the lettuce virus from drinking 27 beers last night

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

fish and chips follow me for more recipes

[Peter Thomas @Peter_Thomas55]

Can’t stop fucking farting. Could blow up my house if I lit a match.

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me replaying the same 14 songs for an hour.

[Tee☆🎱🎳 @_Realtee]

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

U ever got inside jokes with yourself or is that schizophrenia

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

The night is still young

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

Me after I leave chipotle

[𝕯𝖆𝛎𝖎𝐝🧘🏾‍♂️ @DavidPattt]

Selecting all images with traffic lights

[bimbography @dearsweetdoll]

“i need to get up i have so much to do”
hours later im still like this

[ѕα’нαяαн 🌺 @SaharahRain]

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

[‎ً @swagnesian]

I hate taking a shit so bad
get the fuck outta my butt

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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