Alex Patrick

I play games and like movies and art! How bout you?

[Alex Patrick @pigbitsBchunky]

My lyft just changed the radio from a Joel osteen sermon to chumbawumba. Like, yup that’s enough of that.

[Alex Patrick @pigbitsBchunky]

...ok then they gave me a card and I melted a little

[Alex Patrick @pigbitsBchunky]

Today’s my 3 year anniversary at my job.

Everyone be like “congrats”

Me:

[Alex Patrick @pigbitsBchunky]

If a woman spoke to me the way Charlize Theron speaks in atomic blonde. I’d ruin my pants every time.

[Alex Patrick @pigbitsBchunky]

I really want to experience school. I feel like I failed myself by not going.

[Alex Patrick @pigbitsBchunky]

Duh fuq.

[K Kwan @K_Kwan]

I’m okay okay with this crazy *$@“! never ending!

[Alex Patrick @pigbitsBchunky]

You ever just get on venmo to see how your squad is moving money? Me either. Why the duck would I do that.

[Alex Patrick @pigbitsBchunky]

@0celita 😍

[Alex Patrick @pigbitsBchunky]

How people can work now and have no fucking clue how to work a mouse and keyboard is beyond me.

[Alex Patrick @pigbitsBchunky]

I’m just a fucking normal guy who can’t stop fucking Up. What the fuck do you see?

[Alex Patrick @pigbitsBchunky]

Don’t put people on pedestals. You’re only asking for disappointment when they fall off.

[Alex Patrick @pigbitsBchunky]

I can do no right.

[Alex Patrick @pigbitsBchunky]

@RottenPapi

[Alex Patrick @pigbitsBchunky]

I really do feel too tired to give my time to someone with work being like it is. I am just a let down, and I hate that feeling. God why have I just made this year difficult for myself

[Alex Patrick @pigbitsBchunky]

I have never seen more men be so thirsty then when a streaming female asks her audience something generic like “what up?”

Just a bunch of dudes trying to be the one response that will start their Disney adventure. #menaresad

[Alex Patrick @pigbitsBchunky]

Me:
man I feel like I am failing at my job. What are they gonna do? Is this the end for me here?

Them:
Hey we know things are gonna get tough and now we need you to do this so here’s a $20,000 raise to your salary. Good work.

[Alex Patrick @pigbitsBchunky]

I feel like Abrevistions are just part of how I read now. Someone said “ngl”. Does anyone know what that means. I bet you do.