Aaron Sheridan

Veggie, animal lover, love to write, Utd fan. I look nothing like my profile picture - I’m actually an elderly Cambodian woman.

[Aaron Sheridan @pigeonfiddling]

@NathSalt1 That’s what someone who hurt Joe behind the back of Asda would say.

[Aaron Sheridan @pigeonfiddling]

@UnitedStandMUFC So you think Utd should sign Tonali for 80-90m, Diomande for 100m, Hall for 60m, Fernandes for 60m, plus a centre back and a back up striker? On top of Ederson who was nearly 40m? You’re looking at well over 400 million quid 😂 God knows how ppl fall for your rage baiting

[Aaron Sheridan @pigeonfiddling]

@Brownplaydo1984 @Jasp316 @UnitedStandMUFC Yeah exactly. It’s scary how many fans have been hoodwinked by Goldbridge. If we don’t buy Anderson for 130m+ Mark will call it a lack of ambition, but if we did blow half our budget on him, he’d then complain that we haven’t signed a third midfielder. It’s what he does.

[Aaron Sheridan @pigeonfiddling]

@Brownplaydo1984 @Jasp316 @UnitedStandMUFC So ppl think we should spend half our budget on one player (who wants to go to City) when we need 6? 😂🤯 how the hell are we gonna buy the other 4-5 then? City can spend that amount on one player because they don’t need as many new players as us. It’s quite simple.

[Aaron Sheridan @pigeonfiddling]

@lukeh180 @_WokeNonsenseFC People that don’t want to watch a sport being played at its absolute best baffle me 🤪

[Aaron Sheridan @pigeonfiddling]

@DiscussingFilm Can see they took influence from Rise of Skywalker.

[Aaron Sheridan @pigeonfiddling]

@Itshaber Summer before last we supposedly fixed the defence. We signed De Ligt, Maz, Heaven, Yoro and Dorgu

[Aaron Sheridan @pigeonfiddling]

@Hayles_101 300m? No chance. That’s 100m per midfielder. Tchouameni is 70, Baleba is 70 and a relegated Fernandes is about 40. You’re looking at 180ish. A complete midfield overhaul (a good one anyway) at anything less than that is unrealistic.

[Aaron Sheridan @pigeonfiddling]

@mjarbo What year were cyclops and six-headed sea monsters invented?

[Aaron Sheridan @pigeonfiddling]

@laurennUTD AGREE!!!!!! 😁👍🏼

[Aaron Sheridan @pigeonfiddling]

@pistol147 81

[Aaron Sheridan @pigeonfiddling]

@FlexFootballxx @paniniboy7 He’s certainly not making millions. But he is making thousands for charity. So he’s in a no-win situation now. Either he cuts it and stops getting daily abuse from people but loses money for charity, or he keeps going and continues to get abuse but makes more money for charity.

[Aaron Sheridan @pigeonfiddling]

@newstart_2024 1. Almonds and avocados are rarely transported by plane

2. Almonds and avacados are eaten by everyone, not just vegans

3. Pesticides are also used for animal crops, which use more land

4. A vegan world is not a perfect world. It’s about reducing animal suffering where possible

[Aaron Sheridan @pigeonfiddling]

@rickygervais

[Aaron Sheridan @pigeonfiddling]

@henrywinter Changed 8th to “3 points off 7th” 😂😂 why not just say what Newcastle’s actual position is?… 11th

[Protect the Wild @ProtectTheWild_]

Animals are being strangled, mutilated, and left to die in agony just for wandering into a snare. These cruel traps are still legal in England, despite bans in Scotland and Wales.
It’s time to end this barbarity.
✍️ Sign the petition: https://t.co/dWrPu1dMMn

[Aaron Sheridan @pigeonfiddling]

@Casemiro @ManUtd 🎶 DE DE DE DE…CASEMIRO 🎶 ❤️

[Aaron Sheridan @pigeonfiddling]

Tell Turkey To Stop Killing Stray Dogs - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/KxjCUtJIjO via @UKChange

[Aaron Sheridan @pigeonfiddling]

@mufcMPB @PeteHall86 @TheiPaperSport Whichever head coach comes in presumably wants a goalkeeper that can save shots as well?