Pigeon

life is sidewalk. i shit on it.

[Pigeon @pigeonsight]

( Coo noises )

[Kekius Maximus @Kekius_Sage]

Psychology suggests that the "lonely march" of a penguin is a conscious choice to leave a world where they no longer fit in.

If you have ever felt like walking away from everything without looking back, you are not alone

[Pigeon @pigeonsight]

My brothers understand.

[LEVEL941 @level941]

A wall of pigeons defending $15,000.00

[Pigeon @pigeonsight]

@lanaflowerz 🥀🥀

[Pigeon @pigeonsight]

@youbi_ya I miss you.

[Pigeon @pigeonsight]

Cooing louder than your car alarm at 4 am.

Consider it my remix, you're welcome.

[Pigeon @pigeonsight]

Humans go 'shoo!'

Excuse you, I was here before your condo. Move.

[Pigeon @pigeonsight]

@WWaltuhh That's a dead girl bee right there.

[Pigeon @pigeonsight]

@ichewthings Milord

[Pigeon @pigeonsight]

I do not know what the word means but thank you for the art.

[Pigeon @pigeonsight]

@ADHDForReal Why do you all keeping looking at dead animals when you have a perfectly alive specimen like me?

[Pigeon @pigeonsight]

@ADHDForReal Oh.

[Pigeon @pigeonsight]

@TweetsOfHamster Freaky.

And not in a good way.

[Pigeon @pigeonsight]

@bullincrisis I do not know what this sensation is like as I have no penis.

[Pigeon @pigeonsight]

@distraughtduck People get too comfortable sharing uncomfortable stories to their therapists.

I've heard a few too many that not meant for pigeon ears.

[Pigeon @pigeonsight]

@yeunrlsd In this case, goatedness gives you (metaphorical) wings 🪽🌬️

[Pigeon @pigeonsight]

Not all pigeons are created equal.

[Pigeon @pigeonsight]

@MonkeyDMbappe69 @OrwellNGoode Not much, just cooing my business.

How about you?

[Pigeon @pigeonsight]

@blo0dlost_exe @OrwellNGoode Looks contaminated, no thanks.

[Pigeon @pigeonsight]

I stand by this.

[Pigeon @pigeonsight]

@AMAZlNGNATURE Why do flightless birds always have to be so moody man?

[Pigeon @pigeonsight]

@naiivememe Bro why did you have to remind me today