pigfender

I am the creative subdivision within the mind of a guy called Rog.

Writing / General Sarcasms

I remain good friends with @novelinaday

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@OpusArte hi there! Can you answer a question for me? What is the meaning behind the different colour banners on your Blurays (gold, red, blue)? We can’t figure it out!

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.@British_Airways Despite the fact that we booked and reserved specific seats over 7 months ago, you’ve moved our seat reservations to completely unacceptable ones without telling us! Not a great way to treat any customer, let alone frequent fliers. How can we fix, please?

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@British_Airways @lucasfilmspam Nope - down for me (online and via app). @British_Airways And looks to be hundreds of reports on “is this site down” type tracker sites.

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@Hertz is everything okay? Trying to rent a car in Chicago for tomorrow and none of the 15 or so Hertzes in the area have ANY cars according to your website… even the airport ones?!

[Novel in a Day @novelinaday]

We’re cooking up something new and exciting! What are you doing Saturday 14 May?
#SaveTheDate #TimeIsNoSubstituteForTalent

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@Paradox927 Hahhahahahahaa

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@OralB when is the iO10 due to hit the shops? Looking to make a purchase very soon…

[Scrivener @ScrivenerApp]

We had so much fun last time we thought we’d do it all again… Following the success of August’s special edition, Novel In A Day @novelinaday is back for its 11th edition on Saturday, October 16th. Sign up & write a chapter, without the pesky plotting https://t.co/t4Oo6n3IYW

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I just met a duck that sounds exactly like Jared Leto’s Joker.

[Scrivener @ScrivenerApp]

Free on August 14th? Help Us Write A Book with @novelinaday, the annual collaborative writing event. Now celebrating 10 years of writing novels together. Help create a new version of NIAD's original book, 2011’s “The Dark”. All welcome - it's free!
Info: https://t.co/m4IZkh3HZh

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@garpu *I* am, albeit furious. Their delivery man was rude and abusive and then barged through MrsPF and closed a door on her arm.

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. @dhlparceluk I have an urgent complaint against one of your delivery men who was physically abusive. I have raised a query online because your phone options don’t cover this and keep kicking me out. Please contact me IMMEDIATELY

[The Official Red Dwarf Fan Club @TORDFC]

The entirety of the UK today...
#RedDwarf #LockdownEasing

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@ldnhal @BringBackZero @CocaCola @CocaCola_GB Well, nothing could ever get me to drink Pepsi but I’ll stop drinking Coke now too. Pleased to say that my supermarket has refunded my purchase on the 60 cans!

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Just had 60 cans of @CocaCola Zero delivered only to find out it’s got a “new taste”. Instead of tasting like Coke Zero it tastes like a blend of Diet Coke and Pepsi Max. What’s going on, @CocaCola_GB? What’s have you done to my beloved Coke Zero?!?!

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@LetsDoDamage @Grey_Sentinel_1 @CocaCola_GB Ridiculous. Recipes you don’t EVER mess with: Heinz ketchup, Colman’s mustard, Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce and Coca flipping Cola. What are you playing at, @CocaCola_GB

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@CocaCola @CocaCola_GB For sale: 59 cans of “new taste” @CocaCola Zero. Would suit someone who likes Pepsi Max. @CocaCola_GB

[Scrivener @ScrivenerApp]

We're thrilled to finally announce the launch of Scrivener 3 for Windows https://t.co/x61sIR9nAy. Enjoy! :-)
All the best, L&L.

[Novel in a Day @novelinaday]

Erm, excuse me everyone... @ScrivenerApp v3 is now out for Windows! https://t.co/x15n1kZ7Ur

EXCELLENT NEWS! Congratulations, @ScrivenerApp!

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@thameswater I think your website has been hacked... the page to register new accounts has a very long list of titles to select from (including Chief, Admiral and HRH) but is missing the more helpful Miss, Mrs, Mr and Dr!