Piggleman

Just some guy

[chuck 🏔 @crowcialist]

Nothing more joyful than having the Telemundo feed on for World Cup games and realizing you know way more Spanish than you thought. My brain just automatically translates “Minions y Monsters” or “el Red Hot Chili Pepper band”…language is crazy

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

This reminded me of the funniest finding in social psychology:

Fatter Asians are perceived as "more American".

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch

[Benadryl Chud @BenadrylChud88]

One of many universal male experiences

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Test your fucking coke you guys

[Officer Frenly (High IQ) @FrenlyOfficer]

>Francisco Franco
>”Frenchy French”
>rules Spain

[ib @Indian_Bronson]

“Whoever governs Singapore, must have that air conditioning!”

[🐻‍❄️Welsh Rainforest Bear 🐻‍❄️ @ursine_meeting]

Incredible luddism here.

> We can't cut immigration because who will drive the ubers
> We can't have driverless cars because the uber drivers might lose their jobs

[LeCanard (Commissions open!) @iniemohk]

Guy who goes to an "abolish Capitalism" protest but its becoming increasingly clear he wants to replace Capitalism with a Minoan/Mycenaean style palace economy

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

“I’m not a regular lecturer; I’m a cool lecturer,” you tell yourself, as you reference another tv show cancelled before your students were born.

[Steve Sailer @Steve_Sailer]

American football tends to be a test of two highly functional organizations to see which is even more efficient, like Walmart vs. Costco.

Soccer tends to be a tragic struggle against the malignity of random fate, like Serbia vs. the Ottoman Empire.

[Nic @Elegba99]

Bob Dylan won a Nobel literature prize for singing some shit like "can't wear sandals 'cause the vandals took the sandals"

[Foundational White Janissary @White_Janissary]

Every great masterpiece has its cheap copy…

[Christina Tasty @ChristinaTasty]

WE'RE GOING TO MEXICO AND WE'RE PUTTING GRAVY ON THE TACOS.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Sen. Mitch McConnell was found unconscious when rushed to the hospital.

Details: https://t.co/l2gNF4GABx

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Emerging schism between the Hamas socialists and the Throw Soup on Famous Paintings For Climate Change socialists.

[Kameron “KY” Yung , DDS @DaveFreese6]

A guy at the pro shop today said that his “swamp ass is so bad he was hydroplaning on the toilet seat”. Never heard that one before. May be adding it to the bag.