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the gassiest lil fella

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We are returning to cottage industries only they’re scented candles and pyramid schemes

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TikTok influencers are the shopping channel reincarnate

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good weather to stand by the window. with ur hands crossed behind ur back

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immediate regret it was. too sweet

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dipped my donut in syrup because i’m #americab

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spider man (2002) is queens propaganda

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Australian Alone is the starvation Olympics

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a pig is just an untrained truffle hunter

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sauce forward venues should be legally required to have tide pens

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everyone turns to communism. when they forget their charger

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the hardest part of dating a foreign girl is learning. celsius

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app idea. words with friends with benefits

[feja @pigglson]

barber trimmed my ear hair today, signs of aging. are everywhere

[feja @pigglson]

bolognese? oh you mean italian chili

[feja @pigglson]

every day is a. fresh new hell of 10,000 steps

[feja @pigglson]

not drinking has lead me. to worse places than drinking ever did (n/a beer)

[feja @pigglson]

taking my dog. to the pet shop, so she knows she’s replaceable

[feja @pigglson]

do dogs have Stockholm syndrome?

[feja @pigglson]

new theory. we all have a super power but they’re so mundane people don’t notice. super usb-in-right-first-time-every-time man

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Putting a fork in an unplugged toaster feels illegal