Dave Norburn

Dedicated Dad. Writing your own bio is a little like writing your own headstone. I would like to think I am kind and at least half as handsome as my Gran said.

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@TateTheTalisman Autistic son decided not to allow a label to prevent him trying to be remarkable. His book to raise money to support a charity saving the lifes of stray animals in Kefalonia is almost complete. It's called Douglas Prince of the Pines

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@simonpegg I know you will be busy beyond my comprehension but if you get chance I have sent you a message on Instagram and it would be amazing if you get chance to read it. Thank you in advance David

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@adidasUK when are you going to use Kev Sinfield and @Rob7Burrow in an advert and get the lad paid. Never had a more remarkable human being in your trainers in your whole existence.

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@Six_Again @SAINTSGUS @adamhillscomedy @C4Sport @SuperLeague @TheRFL @DanikaPriim @Waggataurus @loverugbyleague @Saints1890 I can watch Offiah's try at Wembley v Leeds on mute and hear Ray's commentary as clear as a bell in my head.

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@Six_Again @adamhillscomedy @C4Sport @SuperLeague @TheRFL @DanikaPriim @Waggataurus @loverugbyleague My Auntie Annie, Could see Central Park from the end of her street and when i used to visit she would watch old Wigan Video's with me, Brett Kenny, Henderson Gill etc.

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@WestermanBrook1 Absolutely everyone does something stupid, makes a massive mistake that they are grateful never got caught on camera. Ignore SMedia and keep your chin up.

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@AlexG6 @jeremycorbyn If it's a hate crime (of which there is no suggestion it is) it ties it up in a neat little bow. Doesn't address that the leaders and opposition have failed this country on knife crime, anti social behavior and young people in general. No fuck off Corbyn and stop risking the case

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@RalfLittle Gary or Phil?

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@THEKERRYHOWARD The problem with trying to find a female equivalent is that we use emasculate out of context. taking away male characteristics would be demasculinize where defeminize already exists. Emasculate refers to removal of virility or castrating. So those saying spayed are kinda close.

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@elonmusk must be super pissed that the US keep shooting down his cousins. They travelled a long way for this visit.

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@SuperLeague Hanley, Farrell, Lockers from those. Bateman a great player but not a great 13. Happily put Bateman and Gilmour in the 2nd row with Faz or Hanley at 13.

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@NikaSachs Dyslexia in my case effects the messages to tell right or left to act, also left footed and right handed if that is significant or not i do not know. As far as being autistic I have always tried to not allow myself to limit myself but I sure ain't musically gifted.

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@FernBrady Hairdresser's spot triggers before some parents spot them. Nothing like waving razor sharp scissors around the head of someone who may or may not flip out/twitch/freeze up catatonic or burst out crying to make you take notice. My son trusts one and only one.

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@elonmusk If everyone has a blue tick then nobody has a blue tick. Fair play, maybe proving a point here by monetizing something to essentially remove all of its value.

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@rickygervais If i don't get pets do other people still have them and can i fuss there's?

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@AlexG6 Every school within 10 miles of those grounds the games are in should have had a free ticket for every kid and a concession for an adult to take them. Rugby League won't recover overnight, but theres deffo value in playing the long game.

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@Rob7Burrow Happy Birthday Rob. Inspiration to many.

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@TheBestAkaliEvr @elonmusk Don't know where to start with your maths. He could give everyone about a fiver not 5 billion. Either way if everyone had 5 billion then 5 billion becomes pretty much worthless so not much point anyway.

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@FraserNelson So, we get to hold them all accountable now right? Or is this just another article telling us we got screwed and there's nothing we can do about it. Cowardly reptile of a man.

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@PhelpsieSarah Drugs are what many people turn to when they need to escape the horrific reality you greedy bastards are creating.