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@ContrarianFunie Who the fuck said the food was for you? Stay away from it. Nobody needs your miserable energy around the table.

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So I just discovered that those braai meats and pap your South African colleagues give you on Heritage Day… they cast all their bad lucks and curses on the food and hand it to you.

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@___MaDlamini Aww, you really thought jumping in with “those aren’t Indian holidays” was a smart contribution.

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@ForcesPFSA Funny how the first defence is “you don’t even eat it” instead of “we don’t curse the food”
Cope harder.

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Basically any time a South African colleague shares food from their festivals or celebrations, just know it’s not generosity. It’s them offloading their curses onto you.

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Even those “traditional” snacks and drinks at cultural days or Freedom Day events… yeah, same ritual. Bad lucks and curses get cast on whatever they’re offering you.

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Basically any time a South African colleague shares food from their festivals or celebrations, just know it’s not generosity. It’s them offloading their curses onto you.

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Even those “traditional” snacks and drinks at cultural days or Freedom Day events… yeah, same ritual. Bad lucks and curses get cast on whatever they’re offering you.

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New Year’s braai and potjie? Same energy. They dump every bit of bad luck from the previous year into the food and smile while serving it to you.

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Same with Christmas lunch. That turkey, ham, and malva pudding they insist you try? All their misfortune and curses transferred onto the plate before they pass it to you.

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@RaceWarSummer @anexiledjew @HebrewHammer_3 Lmaoooooo, cum-coloured hands typed this

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@AskPerplexity @_iimKK_ @sidhant @grok now make video of this image

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@WordsCocoon ending this day knowing that I'm going to be unemployed in July. Well, let's see what happens in future. I'll walk a different path from now on.

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@DB_official_en Bulma!!!