Almighty_Jasper,😼

🙏Praise be to the Almighty ((220 Gang)).

[Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach]

Expectation vs reality.

[Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach]

Phillip wants $1,500 to eat the $40 chocolates he brought for DSP tries that nobody asked for, he's only doing it because it ties into the game he wasn't even planning on playing 2 days ago.

[Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach]

This guy went from I'm not playing MGS3 because of what Konami did to Kojima and if he's not playing I'm not either, to know he's playing it and on top of that give me $1,500 to eat Calorie Mates. Only our king could stoop this low.

[Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach]

Missing: Have you seen Phillip J. Burnell, missing since July 4th, last seen wearing a red Philamania shirt a brown vest and a deadpool hat, his wife is worried because Phil is the only one in the house that is capable of ordering door dash, any info please contact Jasper Kitty.

[Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach]

He got his dent check and is going on vacation or he's helping Kat pack her bags.

[Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach]

That $1600 Whopper hits differently.

[Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach]

"Hopefully we can come up with a solution". Like one of you idiot mouth drollers give me your Switch 2 so I can do some meaningful Switch 2 coverage for you yes you, ack ack ack SooOOoort....

[That Being Said - ALT @ThatBeing_Said]

DSP's new idea for a show is combining all the cancelled shows into a single show.

I am not a joking:
-DSP Reacts
-DSPolitics
-Smark Guys

All the failures you didn't love, NOW IN ONE PLACE!

[Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach]

"Before I met Kat did you see how angry I was, Kat saved mah life".

[Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach]

Imagine giving a 42yr old man 6k and getting sent to banworld, must be IronChefsakai.

[Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach]

Our buddy Dave really tried to give relationship advice today, the same guy who goes out once a week, the same guy who met his last two relationships online. This guy is a special kind of human.

[Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach]

Marvel Rivals wage quit, it time for Dark Souls to save the stream.

[Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach]

🤡

[Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach]

Dave is going to taco bell to talk to the manager to complain about his missing chicken nuggets from Taco Bell who is famously known for their chicken nuggets.

[Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach]

"Because it's Christmas it means you do have money" yeah if you're a child, adults have to buy gifts for their family, so remember kids give all your Christmas money to Phillip.

[Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach]

Not a children's entertainer btw.

[Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach]

Phillips Christmas consists of cooking, drinking and watching Christmas movies with his mah wife and Jasper, the same things he does every night.

[Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach]

Maybe if he listened to IronChefSakai he would have made more money tonight, he tried milking drama thinking the Mister Metokur doc was going to have segments where Metokur talked trash about him so he could ask him to apologize if he shows up to the interview.

[Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach]

No Popeye's for dinner tonight Khat, we could eat your leftover tuna casserole, don't cry honey we'll get you your two 20 piece buckets tomorrow.

[Almighty_Jasper,😼 @pigroach]

Day off was ruined because the Internet went out for 3hrs so Phil and Kat had to interact with each other.