Flying Pigs

TwitPrison Parolee

Likes:
•Trash TV
•Believing Stefanski is a one trick pony
•Trolling trolls
•Getting blocked

Dislikes:
•Trash
•Browns QBs

[Flying Pigs @PigsBFlying]

@oucrimsongirl Oh, Teams wasn't down? Someone told me it was so I just closed that bitch and kept working. Such a pleasant afternoon without email amd Teams 🤣

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@Wendys Darn, and I had just emailed you asking for one of those sweet "Where's the Beef" beanies. Now you may never get it 😭😭😭

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@RussT96552441 @sportztalkburna @Anxiousvids That guy looks like a chunky dorky Brit. So yeah, I think that's you. You can say it's not, but we all know. Bald is beautiful, Russ. Be proud of yourself and maybe one day you'll have the confidence to throw a thong on and win a best butt award.

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@AP Shiiiii, looks like they said fuck the protein and they picked a new Senator. They must be going out of their damn minds 🤣

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@Sweet_T_1969 @TLC

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@RussT96552441 @sportztalkburna @Anxiousvids Not everyone can be the perfect exhibit of a human chisled from the same slab stone as the 10 Commandents like you, Russ. Cut the rest of us some slack, Adonis of the Twitter.

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@90DayFiance @TLC Who are all these damn "fans" that keep claiming these people are their favorites? Are they in the room with us?

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@LisaHatesItHere @90DayFiance @TLC Say it louder for the people in back because what the fuck is this (other than something I ain't about to watch)?

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@GovMikeDeWine @Jim_Jordan Gym and Minor go together like peas and carrots.

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Chris is most definitely keeping his mouth shut because he believes if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.

#1000lbSisters

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"There's no auto-tune."

Bitch, you don't even know what auto-tune is if you say there's no auto-tune.

#1000lbSisters

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Of course there's no fucking tumor. The only people that believed there was a tumor were all y'all dumbasses.

Well, I take that back - there is a tumor. Its name is Tammy. TAMMY IS THE PROBLEM.

#1000lbSisters

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Wait, is Brittany sad that she can't be seen in this video?

Girl.

#1000lbSisters

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Oh, the premier is at the local Applebee's. At 11:00AM on a Tuesday. With plates of wings and poppers for the tables!

#1000lbSisters

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@jenjihere When I cook chicken, I know it is good and dead. I've gotten food poisoning from chicken and that is something that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I get it!

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A premier party...where? The parking lot of the local Dollar General?

I feel like we need many more details about this red carpet.

#1000lbSisters

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Amy's singing sounds like they are actively killing the animal that Chris is about to grill up. But good for them for being polite and encouraging her.

There had to have been ear plugs involved.

#1000lbSisters

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Brittany is looking pretty good and Amy can't sing for a damn but she's certainly doing well with her weight loss.

#1000lbSisters

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Tammy is a manipulative C word. Straight up.

Go wait in the fucking car so that Andrea can get the therapy she desperately needs so that the seizures and tumors magically go away once Tammy is extracted from her ass for 5 minutes.

#1000lbSisters