moo

gg ez

[PachiFist || DoomFist Ba, Msc, Phd, Smd @OgundimuFist]

Bored at work playing deadlock in my head like a savant does chess

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[🐈‍⬛ @jadedhues]

playing overwatch comp drunk for the drives call that drunk driving

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

All of my text messages include ellipses…..To unsettle and disturb the textee…….What nefarious thought lies in the unsaid…….

[sackboy daily @sackboydaily]

that lil wiggle you do after you pee

[kelsey @sexytwerp]

she is 100% correct and thats why I was an alcoholic

[zack @zackuu_]

these new ow players are so bad like im just gonna go play with my pussy

[nian @nian2k]

the psychosis of being tipsy around someone you need to devour

[່͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @oorangeugladd]

if i had a dick id get hard from drinking like a really good cup of crisp cold water

[words and sometimes symbols @halfexposure]

Having a wife is like if a jew lived in your home

[WRENCH ➡️ TEKKO @superwrenching]

huge fan of deadlock making the comeback mechanic into a mechanic that punishes you for losing

[Echo🐈 @echoistrans]

its shake yo butt sunday

[gifs but slightly faster @gifsbut]

HORNY SANDWICH WANTS TO FUCK NOW

[dj ‹𝟹 @ssolarism]

might i suggest Getting high and playing juno

[turbomander @turbomander]

cross blades with me. cross blades with me hero please nothing else matters you dont know how much i need this

[FINAL FANTASY XIV／FF14 @FF_XIV_JP]

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[Nyame @onyaponko]

No music. Only the sounds of the world.

[Red Madz 🥩 @madzulp]

Touching his circumsizion scar: you know they control the banks too