Birdie

I like cats.

[Birdie @pikachelle]

Hey @Delta, your gate agent in Atlanta made me cry and humiliated me for forgetting an item on the plane. She was incredibly rude and yelled at me in front of other passengers who had also forgotten items. A bummer to my day for sure.

[Birdie @pikachelle]

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[Birdie @pikachelle]

Aw. Baby bird. Yay for medical!

[Birdie @pikachelle]

But I’m just like “WHAT IS AN OG KUSH OR A DURBAN. I JUST LEARNED ABOUT INDICA AND SATIVA. THIS IS ADVANCED”

[Birdie @pikachelle]

#TakeNote

[Birdie @pikachelle]

If you don’t want to hear about my #onlyfans, you’d better unfollow me now!

[Birdie @pikachelle]

Honestly, all I can think about is how when I was in NOLA a few weeks ago this guy looked EXACTLY like @SethMacFarlane. I mean, I was drunk, but I for sure should have given him my number.

[Birdie @pikachelle]

@LankyHobbit Umm. I think they just call that “mocha”

[Birdie @pikachelle]

@Littlebootz SO CUTE YESSSS

[Birdie @pikachelle]

Me:“Did you just say “all time low?”
Them: “yeah, we’re talking about punk.”
Ms. “...um...”

[Birdie @pikachelle]

@tabington I took that screen shot, yo!

[Birdie @pikachelle]

@tabington WHAT THE FUCK. YES WE DO.

[Birdie @pikachelle]

@Littlebootz I know. It’s stupid.

[Birdie @pikachelle]

Honestly, if we’re going to build a wall it should be to the north. To keep out nickelback.

[Birdie @pikachelle]

Well, I might have another autoimmune disease.

[Birdie @pikachelle]

Jesus Christ I’m on bumble in Tulsa and I forgot that this state is full of ugly people. Myself included.