Mr. Poopypants

I tweet the immutable truth

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@mattgaetz @fwdcrocblu Nothing in this dossier has been disproven @mattgaetz

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@DanRodricks Oh man what a racist you are. I remember when journalists were professionals with integrity. You are a piece of shit.

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@HarmlessYardDog @KingJames tells me this is a complex situation and you should understand the facts

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@ian_mckelvey If only this man dropped trou and took a crap on the platform. That is not illegal.

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@TobaccoFreeKids @POTUS @SecAzar @FLOTUS Parents must side with kids over being irresponsible parents who allow their children to illegally purchase $30 JUUL pods and enable kids to become users of adult nicotine products

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@madisongesiotto I look at this photo and I can hear "Yes! In the face!"

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@joshuawongcf @KingJames LeBron James says that you are not educated on this situation and should not comment

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@OReasonStands @realDonaldTrump @GOP Richard Blumenthal???

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@TobaccoFreeKids @latimes @Emily_Baum Another study says that fruity flavors are illegal for teens to purchase or consume. This study concludes that delinquent parents are the root cause of teen vaping and they blame "flavors" because they need to deflect the blame for their failures as parents. #immutabletruth

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@Surgeon_General @MLB @Nationals But keep vaping THC carts bought in your neighborhood garage because Jerome just still isn't certain what could be causing all the vaping deaths.

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@Cecildturtle @dnmarlin @realDonaldTrump @parscale @KellyannePolls What Bloomberg's astroturf warriors weren't available? @Pave's delinquent mothers couldn't drag their kids out of school to serve as props?

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@TobaccoFreeKids @SecAzar It is illegal for e-cigarettes to "get to kids". It is because of delinquent parents that kids illegally acquire these products.

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@stevebruskCNN Are you good friends with @ProfGlantz ?

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@ProfGlantz @FDATobacco I also can cite direct evidence that Stanton Glantz sexually harasses his students and then pays them off with University money for $100's of thousands of dollars. You are a fraud and your science is junk.

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@South_Vape_Ad The great thins about the data is that JUUL pods were found almost exclusively at the two schools with upper-income parents. Ever wonder who is to blame for vaping habits based on $30 pod refills?

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@KristinDGaspar Thank you @KristinDGaspar for this amazing testimony and example for parents. Billions of adult smokers' lives are at stake and these illicit sales need to be the focus of our attention.

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@TruncaliJohn @ParentsvsVape No not in California where JUUL pods cost $30 for a 4-pod refill kit. So that's over $400 a month. And remember that Pave has claimed that kids go through "2 or 3 pods per day", which means these kids would be spending easily over $500 each month.

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@MikeBloomberg @TobaccoFreeKids @GovWhitmer https://t.co/BKM203x9I3

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@TobaccoFreeKids @CNBC He's right! Adolescents with absent parents who enable their kids to continue to illegally purchase $30 JUUL refill pods don't stand a chance.

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@ProfGlantz How many years did your sexual harassment go unchecked before you settled those pesky lawsuits for hundreds of thousands of dollars Stanton?