Pikmin Confessions

It might be a bit after you submit if it gets lost in the group. I take all submissions unless they are bigoted. NSFW WILL PROB SHOW UP Ran by @coolmegaleg

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“Pikmin 4's co-op is a HUGEEE letdown! I remember playing Pikmin3Deluxe with my brother, and I was so excited to play Pikmin 4 with him... only to find out he had to play as the "Pebble Pitcher." He stopped playing with me shortly after.. :(“

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I’m back

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Have to delete the account after being sent to a mental facility bye bye someone carry my torch

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“They should not have made the plasm wraith be the final boss of Pikmin 3, the Pikmin 1 and 2 final bosses are related to regular enemies and the pikmin 3 boss should’ve been too instead of it being the second wraith “

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“One time I got very mad at a Pikmin 2 Deathless playthrough (playing via gamecube) that I slammed the gamecube controller into the ground. I then hid the broken gamecube controller under my bed. It has been there since.”

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“Seeing Louie tied up in Pikmin 3 awakened something in me.”

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“I shit myself playing Pikmin 2”

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“Im genuenly curious, why does everyone get pissed the fuck off whenever i critique Pikmin 4? Its a Flawed Game in many ways and its NOT a "Perfect" game like what Schraffrillas says”

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“The crazyest moment in an entire life is once as a kid in a camp with my sister we saw a tiny tomato growing in a shape of a pikmin. I tought it was an actual pikmin, and I'm adult now, yet still can't figure out why it was growing like that”

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“I have discovered Pikmin in REAL LIFE. You have to put sugar out, and these things... (I will name PlAnts, for they live in hills in the grass, and are small like my Aunt), will show up and eat the sugar. This is real. Try it”

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“Pikmin 2's advertising worked on me. When I was younger, I saw the "Gherkin Gate" in real life, and convinced my mom to buy it. I still eat pickles as a snack food since then.”

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“I really like Shepherd, but I wish she was P4's protagonist. There's a lot of potential in her arc (the Corps' financial struggles, her worries about her leadership skills, her fear of the fauna). As is that stuff is sadly lost potential.”

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“Hey guys ima let my purple pikmin do this confession for me: Pikmin Pikmin hmphhmph hm OK LESGO hmmmmm! hmmmmmm! Watattatatata! AAA! Pikmin.”

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“I'll try this again: the world must know that this anon wants to kiss Captain Shepherd”

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251… Like Pikmin 251

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-tricks and instead come to the Pikmin 2 side”

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“Pikmin 2’s biggest defender back once more. The anti schaffrillas. Don’t listen to the Pikmin 4 defenders. They’re trying to get into your head. They’re planting the seeds. Sooner or later EVERYONE will call Pikmin 4 the best game and hate the other ones. Don’t fall for their-

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“I want the next pikmin game to focus on olimars family. We hear a lot about them but I'd like them to be on pnf-404 with olimar as playable characters”

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“Pikmin 4 fans are on complete damage control, acting like the 3 type limit isn't a complete insult to the player's intelligence--It completely butchers any strategic thinking. If they seriously wanted a limit, they should've capped it at 5 types, like Pikmin 2 and 3.”

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“Makes no sense that Pikmin 4 has that much nostalgia pandering while also doing so much crap to try and bring in new people. PIK a lane Nintendo!”

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“Ok these confessions are all starting to sound the same. Come on people we have more interesting confessions.”