Nikki Parsons

Just the right amount of snark

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

*on a date*

ya im kind of a film nerd

*back at my place*

so here's my orange VHS copy of Rugrats in Paris

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Ok, I know, I get it.... politics. But can we just....?

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@BOMBXTARRETO WHEN ARE YOU DONE

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@Jesstifymylove it will get better!!!!

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It's not https://t.co/8m09pxCRdc

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This job gives me stress heartburn probably 75% of the time thanks to photoshopped Pinterest pictures

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Not today Satan

[Nikki Parsons @pikkinarsons]

Anyone else drive past Pat's Pizza and think "Damn, Pat finally got the sign he deserved" or no

[Nikki Parsons @pikkinarsons]

@CrucialDent stop using the Lord's name in vain

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@CrucialDent hey my friend Dentino is also in a band

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@AnthonyGreen I think this is 2006

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@tonemunz isn't today the day you were supposed to stop and scream "deadass"

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@NickKaelblein @tonemunz yikes

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I love it oh so much when the people opening up the restaurant next door decide to slam the dumpster and argue outside my window at 1am

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@jennsurvive_ love you, mean it

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@jennsurvive_ what did we ever do to you!?

[Nikki Parsons @pikkinarsons]

Proud to be the 4,141st backer on @BackerKit for Chuck Palahniuk's Lullaby | Thx @Lullabymov! https://t.co/9UFLHFM7B1

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@Jesstifymylove 😘😘

[Nikki Parsons @pikkinarsons]

@Jesstifymylove is my lifeline for letting me practice updos on her for 3 hours today

[Nikki Parsons @pikkinarsons]

The wawa parking lot is a goddamn free for all